should I put a dead fly in the bong for my friend?

Discussion in 'General' started by feudalism, Jul 14, 2012.

  1. My friend is outside having a cigarette and it's his turn to hit the bong.

    I found a dead fly on the windowsill and i think i should put it in the bong and cover it in weed. haha
     
  2. Thats way to far man, fuck that lol..

    i mean catnip is okie, but a dead fly? dafuk! lol
     
  3. That's some fucked up shit man.
     
  4. do you plan on hitting it again tonight?
     
  5. What if the fly has some sort of disease and you poison your friend and he dies?
     
  6. Do and and in five minutes we will have a 'guys wtff man my friend just punched me in the face" thread
     
  7. actually..

    hurry up and go around the house and find every dead fly you can.. fill the bowl but put a thin layer of weed
     
  8. Grind it up first.
     
  9. i did it

    he smoked the entire hit without even noticing

    cashed fly, anyone?
     
  10. ask him if hes..... buzzed
     
  11. Ewww... dude...

    Remind me to never be friends with you. :poke:
     
  12. I wish I could call you something that is also a woman's cleaning product withing getting banned or something.
     


  13. You're a bottle of fruity scented body wash, OP!
     
  14. Suave?
     
  15. haha ill see how many fly puns i can make without him getting suspicious
     
  16. lol I dont know if it's just cuz im drunk and stoned but this idea is fucken hialrious
     


  17. "I bet you're just FLY-ing high, aren't you, buddy?"
    "Got a real BUZZ going on?"
    "Maybe have the desire to land on some dog shit?"
    "I put a dead fly in your bowl."
     
  18. ask him if hes seein thousands of everything.. cause flys have like thousands of mirrors..

    hell be like.. wtf? no

    (instead of seein double)
     
  19. be like, "dude, we oughta smoke one of those dead flies lieing around"
     
  20. This is a cautionary tale to beware of who you choose to smoke weed with.
     

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