I'm coming home from a long day of food courts, tourist and funky nudist. I just wanted to sit back drink fucking Stella and smoke a blunt on the couch, maybe watch some bootlegs. But nope ! I come home to my wife getting comfortable with some Mexican guy teaching her Spanish and how to flamingo. I'm just a little irritated because we were suppose to play Wii Spanish when I got home. She does not realize I'm home yet, should I go get the sock em bopper and surprise falcon punch her for this shit? FYI she's done this to me in my sleep so I figure pay back.