Should I punch my wife in the face?

Discussion in 'General' started by West Coast Blunts, Aug 2, 2013.

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  1. #1 West Coast Blunts, Aug 2, 2013
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    I'm coming home from a long day of food courts, tourist and funky nudist. I just wanted to sit back drink fucking Stella and smoke a blunt on the couch, maybe watch some bootlegs. But nope ! I come home to my wife getting comfortable with some Mexican guy teaching her Spanish and how to flamingo.
     
    I'm just a little irritated because we were suppose to play Wii Spanish when I got home. She does not realize I'm home yet, should I go get the sock em bopper and surprise falcon punch her for this shit?  FYI she's done this to me in my sleep so I figure pay back.[​IMG]

     
  2. #2 Kuollut, Aug 2, 2013
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  3. #3 GanjFarmer', Aug 2, 2013
    Sounds like the beginning to an odd porno.
     
  4. #4 Dude Man Bro, Aug 2, 2013
    She got the herp now. Bon appetit.
     
  5. #5 okiuisdgf, Aug 2, 2013
    maybe she is not happy with her current toy
     
  6. #6 peacehappy, Aug 2, 2013
    Punch the bitch, she cheating on you!
     
  7. #7 ♥ Darcy ♥, Aug 2, 2013
    Maybe those sockem boppers can spice up your sex life, so she doesn't feel the need to step out?
     
  8. #8 I I11MATIC I, Aug 2, 2013
    Must Thai kick to tha face!
     
  9. #9 CRAZYCRAZYFOOL, Aug 2, 2013
    Beat the shit out of both of them bro. It takes two
     
  10. #10 peacehappy, Aug 2, 2013
    If my wife cheated on me i would have to take action! Falcon Punch indeeeed. maybe a few swift Falcon kicks too... no more shins 
     
  11. #11 Marvo Gang, Aug 2, 2013
    Go cum on the Mexican guy.
     
  12. #12 zebracakes, Aug 2, 2013
    no, dont punch your wife
     
  13. #13 Mungo ManToker, Aug 2, 2013
    Wait. What do you have against dancing the Flamenco?!
     
  14. #14 Synyster Jesus, Aug 2, 2013
    Didn't read thread.
     
    However, yea.
     
  15. #15 I I11MATIC I, Aug 2, 2013
     
  16. #16 Serenity, Aug 2, 2013
    is summer over yet? I want quality threads back
     
  17. #17 Funk-D, Aug 2, 2013
    Punch a kitten.
     
  18. #18 Calii Budz, Aug 2, 2013
    get a asian lady to "teach" you some oriental languages
     
  19. #19 John Adams, Aug 2, 2013
    Is the Sock em Boppers some kind of inside joke prank that you guys do? If so maybe. I think you should talk to her, when he leaves and let her know that you were looking forward to spending time with her when you got home.
     
    Lol people he never said she was cheating on him
     
  20. #20 Hazy Ghost, Aug 2, 2013
    I'm sure she just slipped and fell on his dick. 
     
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