Short, corny jokes for the hell of it?

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by SmileywhenHIGH, Feb 11, 2013.

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  1. #1 SmileywhenHIGH, Feb 11, 2013
    Lets make each other crack up with silly jokes, huh?
     
  2. #2 Beefbin, Feb 11, 2013
    you first op
     
  3. #3 ThEbLuEMaGoO, Feb 11, 2013
    "somebody shut that cricket up!"

    **dah dum tssss**
     
  4. #4 SmileywhenHIGH, Feb 11, 2013
    What has four wheels and flies?

    A garbage truck.. HAHAHAHA.. ok no.
     
  5. #5 tihanachu, Feb 11, 2013
    What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic and an insomniac? A guy who stays up all night wondering if there really IS a dog.
     
  6. #6 atomic1, Feb 11, 2013
    Who is every dalek's favourite actor?

    Arnold Schwarzeneggar

    Because he's an ex-terminator.
     
  7. #7 SmileywhenHIGH, Feb 11, 2013
    What does a grape say when you step on it? It lets out a little whine
     
  8. #8 tihanachu, Feb 11, 2013
    what do you call cheese that's not yours? nacho cheese
     
  9. #9 SmileywhenHIGH, Feb 11, 2013
    Classic^

    Where does the one legged man work?

    At iHop
     
  10. #10 yoadrienne, Feb 11, 2013
    How does Hitler tie his shoes?

    In little Nazis!
     
  11. #11 broketoke, Feb 11, 2013
    What do u call a dog with no legs it dont mattr he cant come anyway
     
  12. #12 SmileywhenHIGH, Feb 12, 2013
    Haha cruel^

    A chicken and an egg were laying in bed when the chicken takes a drag off a blunt and says, "well I guess that answers that question"

    Great jokes guys! Keep 'em comin!
     
  13. #13 Riffer Madness, Feb 12, 2013
    What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

    Elephino (hell if i know)
     
  14. #14 weedinseed, Feb 12, 2013
    What happens when a jew falls down with a boner?

    He breaks his nose first

    What do you call a mexican baptism?

    Bean dip
     
  15. #15 Cereal Killer, Feb 12, 2013
    What do you call a cow with two legs?
    Lean beef.

    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef.

    Corny enough for ya OP? :smoke:
     
  16. #16 Kroptonik, Feb 12, 2013
    How many feminists does it take to turn in a lightbulb? Zero, feminists never changed anything...
     
  17. #17 PigBenis696969, Feb 12, 2013
    How did the skeleton get his girlfriend pregnant? He had a BONER!

    How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap the WHOPPER!
     
  18. #18 SnorkChris420, Feb 12, 2013
    What did the male cannabis plant say to the female cannabis plant?..

    Hey There Bud...
     
  19. #19 SmileywhenHIGH, Feb 12, 2013
    Plenty corny, kind sir

    Strangely enough, this cracked me up
     
  20. #20 ohchit, Feb 12, 2013
    What did one bird say to the other

    Man that year really flew by
     
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