Shitty sesh

ok, it was about 4:00, and i decided i wanted 2 make a waterfall bong(i have never made one before), so i made it, and tried 2 use it in my bathroom with the shower on, all it did was waste my weed cuz i made it real shitty. Then i started to use my shitty one-hitter and i said fuck it, im bringing out my home-made bong. So i start to pack my bowl(a little buzzed/stoned), and i realize my screen isnt in so all the weed is in the water so im like fuck, and dumped the water out, and ate a lil bit but it was nasty...so now i have 2 find the screen in my room and get more weed. I come back and i see the showerhead is fucked up and squirtin water all over the bathroom, and all my magazines are ruined and the whole bathroom is soaked. So im like fuck it, ima blaze. I was using my torch and it was all wet and wasnt fucking working so now i was starting 2 get really pissed, i smoked a lil bud of dank, and it took me a real long time to get it lit. So then i re-fill my torch hoping it works better, and it doesnt. So i decide to let my torch dry off and then i smoke a bowl out of my bong. It takes a real long time thanks to the shitty lighter, and i wasted alot of weed. I got pretty blazed, but i could have got alot more, and it was shitty while doing it, but no high is a bad high(knocks on wood), so i wasnt too mad. But yeah, never get your lighter wet. Peace out GC!