So yesterday i was playing basketball for my school at practice. I jammed my thumb and went to the hospital. It comes out i tore a ligament in my thumb and i might need surgery. ...But today, im going to green bay for the Packers return. Even better, me and 3 other friends have a quo for the 2.5 hrs drive. oooo...and my mom gave me $60
Sounds like you're gonna have a good day. I cut my pinky DEEP on the last digit while working with sheet metal and not wearing gloves(D'oh...). It cut the ligament and I still to this day, even after surgery, can't move the last digit. It looks kinda funny when I make a fist.
Yo dawg, don't go into surgery; they're plotting against you just like Caesar bro. They gunna amputate your hand and when you wake up, they'll tell you that you were in a major accident, then you proceed to look down towards your hand and find a stump where your hand used to be. Don't go.