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  1. Alright guys, you gotta piss and shit really bad. Whats your method of satisfying nature? I have no idea why I\'m asking this, first pandora thread idea that came to mind.
     

  2. I use the toilet in the bathroom. :D
     
  3. Me Too [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  4. I usually run my ass to the toilet, drop my drawers, sit down, and let it all out.
     

  5. all right.



    you asked for it.
    (that\'s not from me, I just translated it)










    what type of shit are you?

    => THE GHOST:
    You can feel it comming out, you can see it on paper, but nowhere else.

    => THE CLEAN:
    That\'s the one you feel comming out, that appears in the toilets but not on paper.

    => THE ETERNAL:
    You wipe, you wipe, you wipe, you wipe, but there\'s still some more on the paper. You just have to pull up you pants.

    => THE SHIT II, IT\'S BACK:
    You have finished, you\'re clean, you pull up your pants only to realize that you still haven\'t finished.

    => THE SHIT THAT DRAWS LINES ON YOUR FOREHEAD:
    That\'s the one that you have to push so hard you\'re close to cardiac arrest.

    => THE PROUD:
    It\'s so big you kinda afraid to flush it. You\'re suprised and quite proud that this came from you.

    => THE \"I WANT OUT\":
    You wanna do it, you\'re ready for it, but all you have are cramps and farts.

    => THE TIP\'O THE SHIT:
    It hurts so much it feels it\'s comming out sideway.

    => THE SPLASH:
    It came out so fast you ass is all wet.

    => THE ONE THE DAY AFTER:
    That\'s the burning yellow-brown liquid spread all over the place.

    => THE RABIT\'S SHIT:
    Those are small and round; some drown, some float.

    => THE SUPRISE SHIT:
    You\'re about to fart, you realise it\'s comming, and.. too late.

    => THE TIME OUT SHIT:
    That\'s when you\'re in a public place and you stop what you\'re doing because someone just came in and you don\'t want him to hear

    => THE LOUD ONE:
    So loud everyone loughs.

    => THE MEXICAN:
    Smell so bad it iches the nose.

    => THE BUNGEE SHIT:
    That\'s the one that refuse to let go.


















    sorry.
     

  6. well i said GUYS for a reason... but its okay
     
  7. Then you must excuse me for posting in your thread.






































    Shit, I did it again!:D
     
  8. The point is guys piss standing up and shit sitting down(duh) but whata ya do when both are fiending for an exit. I assume we all just squat it out like wang said.
     

  9. I got the point, I was just trying to be funny. Sorry.
     
  10. actually I have an iching question for girls here:

    for guys (as far as I know) pissing after having held back for a long time, it reallly feels good, more than just a relief. is it the same for girls?
     


  11. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO i can soooo relate lol
     
  12. eewwwww

    glad I don\'t drink. (bad for health anyway)
     
  13. actually who can\'t ? ..
     

  14. Seriously I\'ve done all of those serveral times. Its only funny b/c its true.
     

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