This might sound dumb and childish and if your a hater please dont hate in here. after reading collegetoker's thread about how he shit on his roomates chair i cant stop laughing. anybody else have Shit stories?i do.. when i was younger probably 15 or 16 i was with a few friends and one of my friends latest things was shitting in a styrafoam cup and putting it somewhere outside (ont ask me why). anyway we were all bored so he brings up he wants to shit in a cup in wipe it somewhere. after he shat, we were walking around thinking where to put it. we finally decided for him to put it on someones glass door in front of there front door, we rang the doorbell then ran. we came back around the block and someone called us over from that house and we were like SHIT we were caught! it was some 40 year old lady saying someone wiped dog shit on her door and she wanted to know if we say anybody walking over there. we said we didnt know who it was. just as we were about to leave her father comes outside (probably around 65) and said with that old person-shocked look face, and i quote, "That wasn't dog shit... THAT WAS HUMAN SHIT". the lady asked how he knew and he was just like i could tell by the way it smells. it was absolutrely hilarious. anybody else have some funny Shit Stories?
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Haha I have a friend who always manages to take shits everywhere lol. It is pretty disgusting. He told me of a story when he went to Utah in middle school and he was walking somewhere and he couldn't hold his shit in any longer but he couldn't stopped so he took a big ol dookie in his pants. He said he could feel it going down his legs, so nasty. So he wiped it with his boxers and then got in a hot tub to clean off all the poop. I can't even count how many times we have been walking somewhere or hanging out and he has to poop outside.