Shit my dad says

Discussion in 'General' started by Penelope420, Sep 13, 2009.

  1. Holy shit dude.. That stuff is hilarious.
  2. His dad apparently says 1 funny thing each day. Or he collected his dads sayings for months and just posts 1 per day..

    Needs more randomness to be fully believable.

    Yes I just shit on the thread. funny though

  3. Awwww.... it's ok.

    I think you just feel threatened that there is a bigger asshole out there then you :p
  4. LOL

    "Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."

    This guy is hilarious. :p
  5. Doesn't matter to me if it fake, it's still hilarious.

    I love the "The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

    I had to make it my sig:hello:
  6. it was my favorite to. guys good.
  7. "It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"
  8. ouch brah
  9. Haha nice find. Gettin good laughs out of it!
  10. haha saw this on digg a while ago.

    I never got into the whole twitter thing but I do visit that page from time to time..awesome stuff +rep :)
  11. "How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."

    Hahaha, this guy should have his own tv show.

    Miserable fuck.
  12. He kind of reminds me of Red from the "that 70's show" :D

  13. Hahaha thats my favorite one :D
  14. lmfao funny.

    but if it really is his dad, hopefully he doesnt have to listen/follow all his orders.

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