Shit my dad says

Discussion in 'General' started by Penelope420, Sep 13, 2009.

  1. #1 Penelope420, Sep 13, 2009
  2. #2 BlazinDoobies, Sep 13, 2009
    Holy shit dude.. That stuff is hilarious.
     
  3. #3 Diceman, Sep 13, 2009
    His dad apparently says 1 funny thing each day. Or he collected his dads sayings for months and just posts 1 per day..

    Needs more randomness to be fully believable.

    Yes I just shit on the thread. funny though
     
  4. #4 Penelope420, Sep 13, 2009

    Awwww.... it's ok.

    I think you just feel threatened that there is a bigger asshole out there then you :p
     
  5. #5 *guest, Sep 13, 2009
    LOL

    "Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."

    This guy is hilarious. :p
     
  6. #6 BlazinDoobies, Sep 13, 2009
    Doesn't matter to me if it fake, it's still hilarious.

    I love the "The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

    I had to make it my sig:hello:
     
  7. #7 blazers4005, Sep 13, 2009
    it was my favorite to. guys good.
     
  8. #8 Penelope420, Sep 13, 2009
    "It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"
     
  9. #9 brymatjen420, Sep 13, 2009
    ouch brah
     
  10. #10 iTokeat420, Sep 13, 2009
    Haha nice find. Gettin good laughs out of it!
     
  11. #11 Shazbuckle, Sep 13, 2009
    haha saw this on digg a while ago.

    I never got into the whole twitter thing but I do visit that page from time to time..awesome stuff +rep :)
     
  12. #12 morrowb, Sep 13, 2009
    "How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."



    Hahaha, this guy should have his own tv show.

    Miserable fuck.
     
  13. #13 4thdimension, Sep 13, 2009
    He kind of reminds me of Red from the "that 70's show" :D
     
  14. #14 Boosh, Sep 13, 2009

    Hahaha thats my favorite one :D
     
  15. #15 WeeD BurPs, Sep 13, 2009
    lmfao funny.


    but if it really is his dad, hopefully he doesnt have to listen/follow all his orders.
     

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