I'm a chick, and I've had an icy hot tube burst open open when I was rubbing it on my calf. It got on my upper thighs, and holy hell, I wanted to die. Best part was explaining to my bf at the time's Mom why I was late when she was coming to pick us up.
"After I was done, I sprinkle some GOLD BOND powder around my penis and start rubbing it in...very cool sensation.... When I was done.....I realized I have a cute looking dick..........looks gorgeous. " I'm debating whether or not this was signature worthy lol. Seriously funniest thing I've read all day... awkward, but funny none the less.
Haha totally bro, that's exactly what I use/do, but I don't really do anything with the balls. And uuhhhh...I think I have a nice lookin dick as well but I wouldn't call it cute.
WOW im speachless but hey at least you have the hairless balls to post it but for now imma bolt and hide. hey i found a body
In the words of a 4channer: "Don't shave bro, trim. Stubble=not cool" Just think how weird thats going to look when you have like .5 inch long pube hairs
dicks aren't cute man but kudos on gold bond... in marching band back in my high school days all the guys would throw some gold bond down our pants if we were chafing or something. damn that felt crazy haha
I've kept my dick shaved since the first time a chick refused to get fucked by me because of my pubes.
People come ON! this is pandors motherfucken BOX! people post abvoujt everything here, from crack to transexuals, hell ive even seen an extremely succesful anal masturbation thread on here but one guy makes a post about shavin his pubes and half of you are fucken trippen? quite frankly im ashamed. gc commnity, youve failed me.
I dont care who you are your dick aint "cute". Thats why some people refer to sex as "bumping uglies"
I'm sorry if Grasscity is not meeting up to your usual anal-banging, donkey-fucking, cat-pissing standards... We'll try harder next time.