Okay so I've stumbled these sometimes useful and sometimes completely stupid things called life-hacks. They are supposed to ways to make life easier however the shitty ones always make me laugh. However the words "life hack" do make cringe when said out loud. I mostly never use them but I find them funny.
sarin or lunch wrap and a hair clip works as well you can make a bong outta apple a night light with a beer can squezzed fish guts oil makes a lamp
Spit n my palm for lube, open beer bottle with lighter, light a joint on the stove don’t really know any others
IMO esstential life hacks be able to break down and reload ur weapon upside down in water in the dark steal a car hack handcuffs seduce in under 8 mins a total stranger M/F eat any insect uncooked spend 8 hours in any ocean understand and quote the classics talk opera for 15 mins non stop talk any drug non stop for 30 mins speak more than 3 languages well
In real life I can talk about food for hours on end. I can also eat for hours as well. This a wonderful life hack when it comes to making watrisses happy I tip at least 30% as well. Buffets hate me though because my fatass could put them outta business. I not obese and I don't look like I eat a lot but I can put an entire pantrys of food in my stomach in one sitting. However this life hack right here the endless appetite can when you a few contest and sometimes some T-shirts.
When bacon starts bubbling remove from stove and place on a paper towel and wait a minute. Crispy bacon. Corn flakes can be ground in to powder for a flour substitute for fried chicken. Gives it a better taste and is a little sweeter. Superglue can be used in a pinch to close up a cut. Honey can be used as a rooting hormone for cuttings. "Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin' Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.."
Many larval insects are high in protien. "Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin' Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.."
Lit a joint on the kitchen stove once when I thought I was home alone. I had planned to quickly run outside with the joint once it was lit, so hopefully the room wouldn't smell much like smoke. Just as I got it lit, my mother walked right into the room, stared at me in shock and said "what the hell do you think you are doing?!"
Just changed all your ketchup lives. Those little paper cups? Pull on em until they expand, that way you can dip a whole sammich in dat bitch
You had a shitty day? ...you make it up by having a very good evening only to start again the very next day