share your jokes here.

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by FLactivist420, Mar 27, 2004.

  1. theres nothing better then laughing when high. actually, food is better....and sex...music...video games...........................ne way, share ur jokes below me....get it? be-low-me?
     
  2. A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
    After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

    In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

    The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we''re married."

    The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

    "Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
     
  3. Thats a good one..

    Jokes go into the humor forum.. I'll move it there for ya!!
     
  4. thx i had no idea.
     
  5. warning - offensive and politically incorect, if you care . . . Also these do not represent my personal viewpoints or anything, lol.


    Q. Why did Hitler kill himself?

    A. He got the gas bill.


    Q. What's the difference between a truckload of bowlingballs and a truckload of dead babies?

    A. The bowling balls are harder to get out with a pitchfork.
     

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