Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Nov 29, 2001.

  1. A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with his friends when an exceptionally beautifull, extremely sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare & walked directly toward him.
    Before he could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young woman said to him, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition.'
    Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
    The young woman replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'
    The man considered his proposition for a moment and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand along with his address. He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, "Clean my house."
  2. LMAO clean my house!

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