Sexist Love Poem

Discussion in 'General' started by HighAsPhuck, Aug 13, 2012.

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
    One who's handsome, smart, and strong.
    One who loves to listen long.
    One who thinks before he speaks.
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed.
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn.
  2. Lol sounds about right.
  3. and i'm your man ^_^

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