sex with demons makes you gay

Discussion in 'Religion, Beliefs and Spirituality' started by hoboleader, Nov 30, 2012.

  1. #1 hoboleader, Nov 30, 2012
    according to a christian group

    has anyone here ever had a dream or nightmare in which they had sex with a demon? I know i have, and im straight.

    Christian Group Says Demon Sex Makes You Gay | Alternet
     
  2. #2 RVD420RVD, Nov 30, 2012
    See, this is the stuff that makes me and other true Christians look completely insane.
     
  3. #3 hoboleader, Nov 30, 2012
    i dont think it does, but thats just me. other people are more of generalizers that will find whatever bit of information to support what they believe (if they believe all christians are insane).

    and im an atheist
     
  4. #4 tokinITguy, Nov 30, 2012
    Or perhaps intelligent people will recognize someone coming up with a rather bizarre reason to excuse her acting like a complete whore in a previous life, which is exactly what I got out of the quote here.

    "possessed by sexual demons"...yes, I'll have to remember that one next time I get caught masturbating.
     
  5. #5 dunn0, Nov 30, 2012
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  6. #6 1Trismegistus1, Dec 2, 2012
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSQeqk5YzbM]Man Possessed by Gay Demon (Original) - YouTube[/ame]
     
  7. #7 StraiT100, Dec 2, 2012
  8. #8 smokehound, Dec 3, 2012
    what if the demon is a female with an awesome body?
     
  9. #9 Senior PoopiePants, Dec 3, 2012
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  10. #10 Senior PoopiePants, Dec 3, 2012
    ...Fuck it.
     
  11. #11 hoboleader, Dec 3, 2012
    i think thats the point. in the article they said you wouldnt be able to resist sex with a demon lol.
     
  12. #12 TheAtmansPath, Dec 3, 2012
    So then why talk about it ? ^

    I mean the church not you of course. This thread made me lol
     
  13. #13 White Indian, Dec 4, 2012
  14. #14 ImurderBlunts, Dec 4, 2012
    I fuck demons for breakfast
     
  15. #15 0ilers, Dec 4, 2012
    Religious people sure are rational thinkers.
     

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