So, I'm blazed outta my skull and had the thought that everyone has a sex to-do list before actually smushing their bits together. Here's mine. Feel free to share yours. 1. exercise 3. get wood B. Shave 4. Call Chevy Chase 52. Drink God's blood %. what? 8. Feed goats 9. Force her to make waffles 23. Refuse to eat waffles u. Play Candyland! I usually realize I'm single by the time I hit the FUCKING CANDY CANE FOREST!.. I hate candy canes.
1. Turn on my laptop 2. Goto porn site of choice 3. Not have sex 4. Masturbate 5. Have a heart attack 6. Die Sent from my SM-T310 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Lol only kidding of course,i forgot like 4steps Sent from my SM-T310 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
I find the standard pre-game approach to be sufficient, never really thought of it like buying groceries haha.
Made me think of this joke I read on Slashdot ages ago. It's a little nerdy, lol... Code: Q: How does a Unix guru have sex? A: unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep