Sex to-do list?

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Hashtastic, Aug 30, 2016.

  1. So, I'm blazed outta my skull and had the thought that everyone has a sex to-do list before actually smushing their bits together. Here's mine. Feel free to share yours.

    1. exercise

    3. get wood

    B. Shave

    4. Call Chevy Chase

    52. Drink God's blood

    %. what?

    8. Feed goats

    9. Force her to make waffles

    23. Refuse to eat waffles

    u. Play Candyland!

    I usually realize I'm single by the time I hit the FUCKING CANDY CANE FOREST!.. I hate candy canes.
     
  2. 1. Turn on my laptop
    2. Goto porn site of choice
    3. Not have sex
    4. Masturbate
    5. Have a heart attack
    6. Die

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  3. i think you're trying a little too hard :p
     
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  4. I find the standard pre-game approach to be sufficient, never really thought of it like buying groceries haha.
     
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  5. Tried the waffles... Not bad...
     
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  6. hope it wasn't a blue waffle if ya don't know what that is google it.
     
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  7. Made me think of this joke I read on Slashdot ages ago. It's a little nerdy, lol... :ph34r:
    Code:
    Q: How does a Unix guru have sex?
    
    A: unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep
     
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  8. I did....And I wish I hadn't:sick:.
     
  9. Ummm..shower. then fuck. Sometimes skip shower.
     

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