Sex to DIE for!

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by cowboysaxman, Jun 11, 2002.

  1. An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked
    when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could
    kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever
    have sex again -- the strain would be too much.

    The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really desperate
    over time, however, and the husband decides he'd better sleep down-
    stairs on the couch to guard against temptation.

    This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each
    other on the stairs--she's coming downstairs, he's heading up. "Honey,
    I have a confession to make," the woman says, her voice quavering. "I
    was about to commit suicide."

    "I'm glad to hear it, sweetie," the man says, "Because I was just
    coming upstairs to kill you!"

    :D :D
  2. LMAO if only we could screw some of our ene,mies to death we would get double enjoytment!!!

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