I found this hilarious article on Coedmagazine.com What It thought i might share it with you's.... How is sex stoned? Is it anything like the article?
Yeah man haha i got stoned on the beach last week with a couple of my friends under the stars and we talked bullshit about the universe and stuff lol
True. Only assholes and douches take sex seriously. I laugh my ass off, to the point that girls think I'm laughing about their performance or something. Insecure bitches, not my prob.
Might as well drop this story here since I was stoned... and also drunk! So the night started pretty cool. I was over at a friends house and this girl, who we will call Kat, lives there. This was about 2 years ago so we were kind of excited to have a have an older dude (her cousin) buy us beer and let us splurge. She was the shy type so she wanted to drink by herself. I said "hell na I'm not about to drink alone" (fast forward to today and yes, I drink alone). I asked her to come drink with me and she said yes. Her, her cousin and I started drinking it up and playing video games. Eventually I got drunk, somehow. Beer after beer I guess, I saw her eyeing me from across the room so I was like "yeeeeah boi". After awhile we went outside so smoke. At this point I was cross faded ( ) and all I remember is her telling me to "be quiet". Start here for the sex We went to her room and her cousin was trying to pierce my ears. I refused and eventually he left. From here I remember her kissing me first. Eventually we went to her bed and just started kissing like sloppy drunks. Her lip piercing ended up in my mouth At this point I wanted in. She was a bit hesitant at first but the pants came off lol. Man, looking back she had a nice booty. Anyway, I went in and it was good. Until I started laughing... I guess I got the giggles during sex. Probably made her feel awkward as fuck At some point I asked her to do anal. She was like "anal?" I don't know what I was thinking really. I suck at foreplay. Let me tell you something right now, in porn, women (or men) prepare for an anal scene. In life, women are not concerned about this (most women I met anyway) because they have a vagina. Also, when you watch porn, you can't smell shit (no pun intended ) That is all. We went at it for another few minutes until I started feeling sick. The beer was coming back: with vengeance. I just remember throwing up all over her bed and her trying to get a bag for me to throw up in. I kind of sobered up but I wasn't done yet lol! I wanted mine. She was visibly upset and told me to get out. I left and went to my area. I just had unprotected sex and being stoned and drunk I started writing stupid shit on some paper I had. I wrote stuff like "ask her about the baby" lol. Well that is it. Woke up the next morning feeling like shit. If anyone wants to know whether I blew it with her or not, I didn't. We still hooked up a few time after this.
lol the kissing thing is true, i was thinking about that one day, i enjoy kissing girls, but why, why does pressing my lips against someone else's lips feel so good, weird man
About a month ago I had some wild baked/drunk sex and pretty much nutted and passed out. Got with her a few more times afterwards so as the guy above said, I couldn't have been that bad.
Long story short: met this really cute girl during lunch at school by overhearing that she had just tried smoking for the first time. My friend was sitting next to me on a bench and she was sitting next to him talking. So i was like" hey me and my buddies chief a lot, you want to come sometime? Got her number, texted her, instead of hanging with my buddies she told me to just come over and bring a joint or whatever. so i did. I ended up getting over there pretty late, don't remember why. but i brought some super dank in a joint that i had tried earlier with my buddies. we met up and had a great time hanging out, she asked me to stay the night with her and take her to school in the morning. So i said yeah sure but let's chief this in your room, so we did, i remember her saying try not to ash on my bed, and i did anyways but not on pour pose. but we both got super stoned, like hearing your heartbeat stoned xD. but she ended up going down on me immediately after the smoke session i think we both enjoyed ourselves xD. (ps. my orgasm felt like it lasted for ages!?) she was great to say the least. I still hang with her sometimes, and she's super cool. (ps. hopefully this doesn't get back to her in some way..?) probably won't. but yeah that's my story. she's a total fox. dang i think i'll text her.
I am a god damned animal when I'm high. No, it's not quite like that though. Thoughts might be racing, but you know... I get the job done.