Sex Doll In The Mail

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Omega369, Jun 15, 2014.

  1. I think Omega should get an award for best thread of the year, or multiple awards for multiple threads.  You my friend are a funny fucker and not at all shy.

     
  2. Hmmmm, they dont talk do they.
    Hmmmmm.


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  3. As with all things, everything is interesting at first, but quickly runs out.. I would imagine that sex doll gets bored after a time or two. I do not know sure, because there is no personal experience, but I can imagine that the doll versus my imagination is pretty clear which one wins. The doll is just a doll.  :bongin:
     
  4. Damn, I just had an Omega marathon! Reading through all those past threads proved to be quite entertaining! You're ok in my book Omega. Good luck with everything dude. :) Hope your Dad has come to his senses with the other shit.
     
  5. Omega says the darnest things

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  6. Talk about a dead fuck!

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  7. Thank you for admitting that you have a sexual addiction. Keeps me from flaming your threads. :)
     
    I am sexually disfunctional but i'll be double damned if i post the details about it on GC. Nobody gives a damn anyway.
     
  8. I haven't used my imagination to fap since the 8th grade. Even that got boring after the few hundred times. Now that I'm 23, I don't even think I have a sexual imagination anymore.

    Sure a doll will get boring, but like my imagination, hand, pillow, prison fleshlight, fleshlight, fleshlight mount, etc I will get a few good fucks in and reach those mind blowing orgasms which makes your knees buckle.

    It's like chasing your first high, I chase very good orgasms.


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  9. lol I swear you are always telling someone to suck cock lmao.

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    Just letting them know the alternative choices are there. RoFLMAO!
     
  11. Did you get the doll yet?
     
  12. I think Omega could be a meme.
     
  13. I never, ever, EVER, regret reading Omega's threads :laughing:
     
  14. Funny you ask,

    Just got home from work and some sort of parcel is waiting for me...I wonder what it is?

    God damn customs hit me with $41.50 charge though
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  15. #75 Omega369, Jun 25, 2014
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    Live unboxing

    REAL TIME

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    Tents are being pitched down south already

    I'm going to eat dinner then continue the unboxing

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  16. From what little I saw she's fuckin hot! Maybe let her get a little tan, remove her voicebox perfect! I'm happy for you master, keep that bitch straight.
    P.S. if she pops, can I have her? Thanks!:eek:

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  17. Awh yeh the party is kicking! Did you remember the lube Omega?
     
  18. I decided to name her headless Nicky. It was that, or Bertha.

    I finished dinner and my excitement levels were too damn high. I had my fleshlight within arms reach on my night stand, and seeing them together made me rip headless Nicky out of the packaging and take her for a test run.

    I loaded up the porn site "slutload" and searched up cougar porn. All old stuff I've seen before, I'm almost scared I've seen all the porn on the Internet. I finally came across one called "Dark haired mature mom fucks son". The picture clips made my willy wiggle a bit, and I knew this is the one, and loaded it up.

    While it was loading up, I inserted my fleshlight with vortex insert (anus orafice) into headless Nicky. Took a of pushing and prodding, feels like the dolls opening was going to rip open because the fleshlight case was too big, but I finally got it in.

    I poured some fleshlight brand lube (fire) into the fleshlight opening, and put my earbuds in, hit play, ready for liftoff.

    I tried a few positions, cowgirl, doggy, pile driver, but finally found the one that felt right. I went at it missionary style like a steam engine, pumping away so hard I broke a sweat. It felt great to have the "legs" on the side of my torso and to have something steady underneath me without being paranoid of it slipping away and getting lube/cum everywhere.

    After a few minutes, I let out a super deep moan and shot my load into headless Nicky. My load size was so big and I kept cumming and cumming.


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