So I work transportation for this school, and we stop in a city after 4 hours on the road some kids had to go to the restroom, so we stop at Carls Jrs. I go in to make sure the kids are alright and that no one gets left behind. I'm waiting in the lobby area, and this 80 maybe older year old dude comes up to me and says "Wow, you have a lot of muscle, you must be really strong." And he starts feeling my fucking forearms n shit, I told him "Yo dude, I'm trying to work here, back off of me before shit goes down bro" So I guess since he's so old he didn't hear me that well, he proceeds to feel on my arm again!! I yell "YO, OLD DUSTY FUCK! BACK OFF OF ME BEFORE I FUCKING BREAK YOU!!!" He says 'Oh I'm sorry" and takes too steps away from me and starts looking at me from behind. So I took the kids that I was watching for my job, and we left. I was fucking creeped out!!!
Ahhh haha, when I get to that age, that's probably going to become my number 1 form of entertainment.
When I worked at a grocery store I had some old black guy (STFU race baiters... it's just a description) who wears a diaper start giving me a shoulder massage because he "hadn't seen [me] in a while"... and I don't even know the bastard. I guess he was seeing me even though I wasn't seeing him. And at the same grocery store there is a senile old guy who shops there who looks, talks, and acts JUST like the pedo from Family Guy.
hahaha. i dont care if he is 25 or 99, thats fucking weird. you did everything right. i mean i would of repeated my self a couple times before screaming "dusty fuck" but your not too out of line man.
Ok, that's just fucked up, and very insulting to me, get out of this thread please and don't post here again.
LOL I'm so stoned when i first read it I kept realizing how it happened. Then afterwords I thought about it for a second and damn man what a fake ass story!
Kind of random but while I was reading this thread I looked down and noticed I have amazingly hairy feet