Serious question about condoms. It's serious. No jokers please.

Discussion in 'General' started by PassTheGrass, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. I've been in a long relationship that ended a little bit ago, and we didn't use condoms. It's been about three years since I've used a condom and I'm sure there have been lots of changes.

    What condoms would you recommend? What are the safest but also feel the best? Frankly, I don't know what size I should use? Im going to provide my dick stats, because I don't know how else you would size condoms. Kind of weird doing this but for real thanks for your help. I don't want to ask a friend about this.

    L: 6.8"
    G: 6"
    W: ???

    Thanks I appreciate you.
     
  2. Haha haha haha!

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    Hahahahaha!

    What about yaw? How did you not include yaw in your dick stats?


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  3. TMI= ((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
    Yaw isn't needed.
     
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  4. Not sure what all these equations are about, but if you're packing I'd recommend Magnums. They feel awesome, you can actually feel a girls wet pussy unlike shitty ass fucking Lifestyles. I want that brand to burn to the ground for their red bullshit shrink-wrap they call a ffin condom :p
     
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  5. Agreed. Magnums are the best route.

    Funny story, I was living with my buddy at the time and he brought home this girl. They head straight to his room and start foolin or whatever. Five minutes later, he comes out to the living room in just a towel, and asks if I have a condom. So I went to his room and tossed him a magnum.

    He looked at me with the most "what the fuck do I do with this?!?!" face. Apparently this dude was a bit smaller than average.
     
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  6. no angle of inclination ...??? are you shy???

    when I first got the west, I was shocked by how thin the condoms were

    my buddy said they all come from china

    and we know china's got small weapons

    I can recommend buying a box of cheap and practicing

    hand creme or cooking oil is good, and web porn

    but hey something tells me you done this already

    good luck
     
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  7. Poke holes in the end so it stretched to fit u better
     
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  8. Trojans for life, anything else I do not trust.
     
  9. Stay away from lifestyles. I've broken those many times. Not the lifestyle I'm trying to live


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  10. So trojan magnums okay... I used those before. Condom technology hasn't improved from 2013? Fuck computers we need better condoms.
     
  11. Better get one of these just to be safe
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  12. Just buy a sampler and see what works. You owe your dick ten bucks worth of research to see what's going to work best for you.

    I hate Trojans. They're awesome if you like pounding away for an hour and never getting off.
     
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  13. Dude G im guessing girth is 6" thats impossible ur never guna find a condom for u thats not guna be skin tight
     
  14. That's circumference. I'm hung, but it's not like a forearm.
     
  15. Whats G stand for? And W?
     
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  16. Magnum, it's what theyre made for.

    The crazy part is you really don't need em anymore unless you're looking out for yourself. Girls dont give af, I'm rarely asked o_O
     
  17. You know what Op it depends but id say magnum .. you just gotta choose the right one because they got sizes where you can fit an army boot in .. then again trojans have been good to me .. now lifestyles can be a gamble, sometimes they act right & sometimes they don't .. there were some instances where im plowing like theres no tomorrow & i do a condom check & low & behold i only had a ring on ... other times they worked all the way thru the session ..
    but yeah tho magnums & trojans are good especially with thick big butt women .. good god especially if you get them wet, it feels like you dont have on shit ...i remember i got with a couple big booty milfs, not at the same time but on different occasions .. one passed me a magnum & the other had me get some trojans ..those brands had me enjoying every minute of their epic doggystyles bcuz they both had them Big Ole Booties i mean junk in da trunk that can knock your aunt connies socks off, lol ... gheto black babes are the best in bed Ha!
     
  18. Whichever one fits.

    You don't want the ones that don't fit right.:coolalt:
     
  19. You're misunderstanding how girth is measured. Girth is just the circumference. Much less then 6" may earn the owner the nickname pencil dick
     

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