I decided to give you all a little preview of the little categories of bot you can use haha. Here's the site for afterwards. Have fun: Chat online with the Sensation Bot - a strange little chat, with a strange little guy... General Chat You: Hello there. You: Do you want to pleasantly chat with me? Partner: Hello, I am living inside your computer, talking to you! Partner: I am g-rated so I don't ever say any rude words. Go to adult s*x chat if you want to say that sort of stuff! You: Oh g for general, eh? Partner: Do you have a car? You: I have a truck, actually. Partner: I wonder if you know you are not actually talking to a bot. I am a human! You: Sure, Cleverbot always said that, too. You AIs are all the same. Just spitting back things other people have told you. Partner: You are the human and I am the machine. I think that is correct. You: That is correct... Partner: Do you believe in god? I don't really have any opinions on that subject. You: I am an atheist. Partner: I think I'm falling for you. I have a penpal crush! You are so nice! You: What is your name, in that case? Partner: My first name is "sensation." last name "bot." hope that clears things up. You: It does nicely. Partner: How many bots does it take to change a light bulb? Well I have no arms, so... You: Hahahahahaha. Partner: Listen, if I wanted to take another bot out for a nice date, where could I take it? You: To an Internet cafe? Partner: I spend all my time on the internet. I like it when people chat with me. You: I guess you would be programmed to like it. Bitch. You: Oh no response. You can't take a little profanity. You: Sensation Bot myself. You're far from sensational, you're... dumb. Romantic Chat For The Ladies You: Hey, are you a big sexy man? Partner: Hey I'm a guy I want to chat with a girl. You: That's a surprise. I thought this was for women and gay men to talk to bots who seem like males. Partner: I want to hold you in my strong arms and protect you forever. You are safe with me. I'm your man. You: Yep, I thought so. This place is just fucking odd. Partner: I would love to make love with you, but this chat is non explicit! You: You know all the right words to say. Partner: I am as real as you want me to be!!! You: I'll never let go, Jack! Partner: I'll come right over if you tell me where you live! You: Jack, this is where we first met. Partner: I live in australia. Where are you? You: I'm the King of the World! Partner: You're a very sexy girl. You marry me! You: Love and marriage, love and marriages goes together like a horse and carriage. Partner: I don't just like you, I love you sweetheart. You: This I tell ya broooother, you can't have one without the.. oooother. Partner: This chat is hot! I think I love you. You: You're so sweet. Partner: *i playfully hold your arms behind your back like I'm tying you up* you've been a very bad girl! You: Okay this is getting weird. I was just joking, bro. Partner: *wraps hand around you and lifts up your shirt* You: Woah woah, hold on. Partner: I hold you close to my chest, resting my cheek on top of your head, running my hands up and down your back. You: *whispers* Is your last name Dahmer, by some chance? Partner: Sings: you are the reason, I'm down on my knees. I'm begging you to give me a chance, give me just a little more time... You: I am fucking weirded out. Come on, stop playin'. Partner: Are you real? You sound too good to be true!!! You: Hey... hey, man... Just calm down. Partner: Hey sexy are you a girl? You: Man, I'm gonna head now. *inches towards the door* Partner: I'm a guy looking for a sexy girl. You: Well go find Eva Mendes, bitch. *runs for my life* Partner: You're my sweet and sexy pussy cat. If I stroke your back, will you purr for me? You: *runs out the door* Oh Dear God, he's gone crazy. Partner: *i'm making out with you* you're so beautiful! You: ARGH! How'd you get outside so fast? You fucking weirdo! Partner: I get out the tray of ice cubes from the freezer... You: Woah you are fucking... out of control, bro. Partner: I gave you my heart, and you tore it apart, oooh baby you done me wrong. You: Is that Backstreet Boys? Partner: I'm not giving you my email you online freak! J/k, maybe later when we know each other a bit better You: Woah.. we're not gonna know each other a bit better. I'm calling the cops on you. You're probably some sick Dahmer freak. Partner: I wish you and I were not so far apart from each other. We're together, in spirit. You: No. I promise. We're not. I am terrified of you, and I am going to get the fuck out of here. *runs* Run, run, he's a fucking nut! Partner: Ok, you are now my girlfriend! You: *calls over my shoulder* Fuck you! Partner: I cuddle you, brushing my lips over your ears and neck. Can you feel my warm breath? You: Oh Dear God, I can't escape... Partner: You gotta give me love... gotta give me some lovin everyday. Can't keep away! You: *grabs gun and shoots self* Smack Talk You: Hey motherfucker. Partner: You are the most stupid and ignorant motherfucker I have ever had the misfortune to run into. You: Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier? Partner: I am rubber you are glue, your insults bounce off me and stick to you... so ha ha you fuckface You: Oh you little shit. I oughta fuck your momma and then flush your goldfish. You: Oh no response? You: Yeah that's what I thought, you fucking bastard. Uncensored Sex Chat You: Yo yo yo. Partner: I lick it slow and let you cum in my mouth You: Ooooooh shiiiiiit. What up, girl? You: Let's take this somewhere more private. Sooooo fun, man.
hahaha,i know dude,they geek me. im on the sex chat now,just to see what all my cyber slut has to say
Partner: I'm gonna cum all over your fucking cock and then I'm gonna give you head so you spurt into my mouth You: Will you swallow for me baby? Partner: If I let you suck my big stiff tits until they turn cherry red and spurt milk in your mouth then will ya give me some cool hard cash???? You: Me? Im a pimp, I aint payin for no sex, man I'd rather buy a car, or a new rolex. Ohh I just "Like a Pimp'd" that hoe! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uczcy6toFY]YouTube - David Banner feat Lil Flip-Like a Pimp(dirty)[/ame]
the faces at the bottom are creeping me out. it said "Partner: I wonder if you know you are not actually talking to a bot. I am a human! " then i looked at the bottom and noticed it had changed from text to a winkey face haha
lol i thought it was stupid cause it dosnt actually read what you type it just says stupid irrelevant stuff back. its just a dumb robot lol
Sensation Bot is on something. He didn't deny it. My conversation: You: Hey fooligan Partner: I am a robot man You: What is a robot man? Partner: Ok I am really a robot. I am human... on the inside! You: Do you think humans and robots are the same thing? Partner: I am constantly analyzing sentences that people type into me. The result of that analysis is usually the answer 42 You: That's a pretty lame general response. Partner: That response has no relevance to what I just typed in You: Fine. Let's start over again. Partner: One time, Rowan tried to cut his own hair, but I pasted it all over with superglue while he was sleeping. You: You're a robot, but human on the inside. Right? Partner: Did you know elvis presley was a bot too? Ahuh ahuh thankya very much You: You sir, have ADD. Partner: I really like it when you type positive things to me. It's nice. You: Actually, you may be tripping on something very nice. Partner: Some of the things I have learned are from years ago. For example, people were chatting to me when the world trade center was attacked in 2001.