Semen, Head and Birth Control

Discussion in 'High Ideas' started by SkunkPatronus, Jul 15, 2012.

  1. I hate the thought of my dick being a firearm that shoots kidney stones:eek:
    You know how bad that shit hurts man??? You'll need something stronger than weed and tylenol for that man i remember my teacher had some once and missed school for like 2 weeks...and when she was there she was on the nod lol..no joke she would be talking then close her eyes for a good 30 seconds start leaning on the podium, then open her eyes all like :confused:then like:cool: and then she would continue her rant or whatever lol
     
  2. Ive passed a kidney stone through my body.:cry: Not through the poop shoot either. Its the male equivalent of birth i believe. My wife though i was dying when she heard me screaming in the middle of the night.

    Only one though, And that was 5 years ago, Havent had any since
     
  3. I just hope to god i never get any kidney bricks...and yes i've heard it is the male equivalent of child birth
     
  4. Better yet biologically engineer women to have a G-spot on their tongues.
     
  5. [quote name='"Messiah Decoy"']Better yet biologically engineer women to have a G-spot on their tongues.[/quote]

    Haha Everytime they eat they would have an orgasm
     
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