Semen, Head and Birth Control

Discussion in 'High Ideas' started by SkunkPatronus, Jul 15, 2012.

  1. If they came up with a way to make semen taste like oranges, chocolate or bananas or something...I'd be happy, he'd be super happy and there wouldn't be much need for female birth control.

    It's definitely win-win...

    Why haven't we done this yet?
     
  2. Do we just start injecting flavorful syrups into our testes?
     
  3. I heard pineapple jooch.
     
  4. Still gonna need birth control.

    An orgasm with your dick in a pussy is way better than any other kind.
     
  5. R u a woman?
     
  6. i've heard simply by eating alot of fruits and drinking juices and what not changes the taste a bit. i have no idea though, i'm a guy and haven't tried it with my girl. i guiess you have to do that for atleast a month for it to make a diff. idk? someone give it a try
     
  7. This. Except for the little shits that pop out 9 months later.

    Edit :Oh yeah we were talking about birth control.
     
  8. drink bleach. heard it makes it taste like cucumbers
     
  9. or people could learn self control.
     
  10. drink a bunch of raspberry flavored tea... my GF said it tasted really fruity after i drank a bunch of it for a week straight. I have also heard to stay away from asparagus, vinegar and other things because it can make it taste bitter and sour.... Not that i care lol
     
  11. im gunna eat asparagus, vinegar and hardboiled eggs for a week straight then get my main to give me some head..

    i wanna see if she stays stone faced
     

  12. lol thats actually a good idea... i will try it out, IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!
     
  13. [quote name='"TinManThaBoyBoy"']im gunna eat asparagus, vinegar and hardboiled eggs for a week straight then get my main to give me some head..

    i wanna see if she stays stone faced[/quote]

    Subbed

    I eat pineapples
     
  14. ^that goat looks like its gettin some head
     
  15. It's more the texture than the taste that's a problem, if you ask me.
     
  16. I nut kidney stones. Its almost like a little machine gun. Is that better?

    :smoke:
     
  17. #17 SkunkPatronus, Jul 20, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 20, 2012

    ....and I would have to agree :D

    Still...Orange flavoured orange bits and strings wouldn't be half as bad...
    Could probably enjoy any texture in chocolate, stringy, bitty, stretchy, slimey, gooey...chocolate. Works for me :D
     
  18. Strawberry?
     
  19. [quote name='"ArtilleryShell4"']
    I nut kidney stones. Its almost like a little machine gun. Is that better?

    :smoke:[/quote]

    Orange flavored kidney stones

    It would be like eating candy
     
  20. What if you accidentaly have an orange, chocolate, or banna flavored baby...
    Call in the monkeys to perform an abortion lol
     
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