ELAINE well I don't need much, just 3 squares will do it JANE I'm sorry I don't have a square to spare, now if you don't mind ELAINE 3 squares? you can't spare 3 squares?? JANE no I don't have a square to spare, I can't spare a square
Great show. especially high. One of my all time favorite shows. My favorite episode is The Bizarro Jerry. *Knock on the door* "It's me, feldman..... from across the hall?" LOL
Not to hate on anyone here, but I have never even been mildly entertained by seinfeld. However, I find curb your enthusiasm hilarious.
Seinfeld is one of my all time favorite shows. I can rewatch any episode and it will still be funny. "Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?" - Frank Costanza Cosmo Kramer: "The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus." Jerry: "Wow." George Costanza: "You're Batman." Cosmo Kramer: "Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop." Jerry: "You kept making all the stops?" Cosmo Kramer: "Well, people kept ringing the bell!"
I love The Opposite. The Pen is another of my favourites, even though it doesn't have George or Krammer. The Library Cop always makes me crease too.
I like the Germaphobe episode where kramer installs a garbage disposal in his shower. Or when he and jerry switch apartments. I think its the one with kenny rodgers roasters.
Well, you are from Boston. Boston is like the bizarro New York City. So in conclusion, you live in the bizarro world with bizarro sports fans.
Holy Fuck!!!! this morning i posted here about my favorite episode being about kenny rodgers roasters and tonight it was on!!!!!!!1 man that made my day
I love Seinfeld. Once when I was on an outta towner with my old work mates, I was in my room in the hotel, watching Seinfeld before bed. . .the episode was so funny I was laughing hysterically. Apparently I was laughing so loud my supervisor in the next room thought I was crying and phoned my room to see if I was OK. I answered the phone laughing, and he was confused. I apologized and tried not to laugh so loud. I failed. I think it was the episode where Kramer repainted the highway after he adopts it. If that's the same one where Newman is in the truck singing Once, Twice, three times a Lady, and the truck bursts into flames. "oh the humanity!" The Pothole. Too many great episodes.
if you search, i have many seinfeld threads... not saying this shouldn't exist, but there is well documented evidence of my fanaticism... i recently thought about selling my 1-9 collection, but couldn't bring myself to do it... sold scrubs, weeds and entourage instead
i dont think i could ever pick a favorite haha but i laughed my ass off watchin the first season while i was blazed one night "you cant over die you cant over dry"
Yep, just have to reiterate the obvious GEORGE: T-bone steak. KRUGER: For lunch? GEORGE: Well, I am just a T-bone kinda guy. Love that T-bone. In fact, you might as well call me-- WATKINS: That sounds good. I'll have one, too. KRUGER: Watkins, you're havin' a T-bone? WATKINS: I love 'em. KRUGER: Well, then we should call you T-bone. GEORGE: Uh, no. No, we shouldn't. KRUGER: T-bone! ALL (chanting): T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone!
Oh man. Way too many to list. well actua;;y I liked The Bizarro Jerry!! lol its funny. All i have to do it hear the name and i can automatically remember the entire episode