Ok so my GF goes to a different college than me. So I drive down there tonight, bout an hour or so. And from 11pm- 6am a security guard goes on duty and you have to show him I.D toget in. Well she lives in a all girl dorm building. So i cant just get an I.d and go from there. Well anyways I drive down there after work hoping to get there by 11. I miss it by 10minutes, I look in the dooor and this fat-ass skeezbag is on duty. So I call her and were trying to formilate a plan, This is what happens her roommates(theres 4) get there sheets and tie them together. And Im going to climb the backside of the building. Shes on the 4th floor and Im in good shape, but I dont scale buildings everyday. So Im pulling myself up and get to the 3rd floor and Im tired and cant finish the climb. So now Im like in front of these windows and these females are looking at me like Im a perv while Im dangling like a jackass.. So she runs down stairs and knocks at the door(Im watching this) ask the girl to let me through the window and you can tell she was like THIS guy(points at me) is your boyfriend? lol But she lets me in and I go upstairs, realize I left my bud in my car. But she goes and gets it. I told her I was sore so she rolls up an L and proceeds to give my a full body rub down. For the win. But yea all that could have been avoided if that security guard was cool and didnt do his job! lolol
Funny mental image hanging outside a girls room on a fuckin blanket rope (For the record, in my mental image the girls were pillowfighting in their underwear) lol
Well for your sake I'll say that your mental image is excatly what was happening! lol Thats must be way they were looking at me like I WAS the one doing something wrong..
I thought you were going to get caught perving through the window, but instead they let you in and you got laid + blazed. Like A Boss
Lol I pictured some girls looking out their window like wutf is that guy doing? And you with this troll grin on like that's right bitch I'm hangin here what's good? Hahaha
I am sorry but if you cant climb 4 stories rope style your not in great shape(On the other hand I weigh that of a feather so that could be it to...)
Apu- I weigh like abuck 75, but idk if you ever tried climbing a building, theres no footholes, So I was pulling myself up vertically with my arms.
Most security guards are needle-dicked, fat, stupid, lazy, ugly, ungroomed, smelly, worthless, annoying piles of shit on monster fuckin' power trips. But, Hey...You are THE MAN! You did a rightous work-a-round Navy Seal style. You've got balls, my man! You did good!
[quote name='"Thinker2357"']Most security guards are needle-dicked, fat, stupid, lazy, ugly, ungroomed, smelly, worthless, annoying piles of shit on monster fuckin' power trips. But, Hey...You are THE MAN! You did a rightous work-a-round Navy Seal style. You've got balls, my man! You did good! [/quote] I was a security guard for over 6 years.... But I was pretty badass