Secret to a lasting marrige

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by cowboysaxman, Feb 17, 2002.

  1. a young woman , soon to be married, was sittin' in the kitchen watching her Mom make homemade biscuts.She asked her mom, what was the secret to her parents lasting marrige.Her Mom said, "watch this".She threw a ball of biscut dough on the floor,hiked her dress,and proceeded to squat down and pick the dough up with her pussy!She told the girl,"if you practice that until your wedding you will suprise your man, and keep him forever!"On the wedding night the bride set up her little "demo", while her husband was in the bathroom. When he came into the room she went into action. When she squatted down she ripped a huge fart!! The husband jumped back in horror!She cried "whats wrong baby?". He replied,"If that thing barks that loud for a biscut, I damn sure don't wanna show it any meat!!!"

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