Seasoned Toker...

Discussion in 'General' started by Greenhead, Mar 10, 2009.

  1. I like to get high and throw garlic and basil all over myself.


    :eek:
     
  2. Atleast I'm not alone in this world.
     
  3. Now...sometimes I like to marinade myself. That's when things start getting weird.
     
  4. Some barbecue sauce works fine in most situations.
     
  5. Don't forget the Italian dressing and the Worcestershire sauce.
     
  6. ..thats..

    great.
     
  7. I masturbate with mayonaise.
     
  8. Have some class, man and at least wrap some lettuce around that bastard. :rolleyes:
     


  9. No I use wheatbread and sometimes I go to subway and buy a shitload of their bread and do it that way... But thats if I want to treat myself.;)
     
  10. i heard one time this girl used mayonaise as lube and had maggot-like growth inside of her
     
  11. Do you ever get the southwest sauce for some extra tingle? :D
     

  12. nope icy hot. Try it out man, its fuckin awesome!
     
  13. Yeah...but that ruins the whole food theme we had going on here. :(
     
  14. Gives a whole new meaning to 'Five Dollar Foot Long'.
     


  15. Costs more than 5 dollars fool. I pay good money to get my rocks off!:mad:
     

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