One day i got off the bus and the bus driver told on me for spitting my dip spit in the floor. so as punishment i had to mop the bus while i was up there i put my dip in my binder in case my VP searched me. on my way up there my friend gave me a dimebag and i stuck it in my pocket without thinking. so i got back and i went through the usual shit. the VP interrogating me asking me if my friends were spitting in the floor (which they were i jus took the blame) and then he asked if i had any tobacco on me and i said no then he said howd tou get the dip and i said from home. then he said empty your pockets and i thought to myself Oh Fuck The Weed. So I Pulled My Phone and iPod Out and he said pull your pockets out so i did that and covertly stuck the weed bag in my coat pocket and then he said whats in your coat pockets and i said nothing they dont pull out. While doing that i took the weed bag and balled it up in my hand and acted like i was pushing my pants po,ckets back in and that dumbass didnt even notice Lol. It was WILD Haha!