Are you certain? This could result in something unexpected, like a black hole in one, on an all green golf course, or a...a...a....AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! Run Away !
"Biologists are just jealous of all the attention the LHC has been getting. Since they aren't real scientists, they had to come up with this atrocity. Next thing you know the psychologists will build a brain smasher to compete." Classy.