Okay, I have asked many people this question (and many more questions similar in nature). I consider myself to possess some sort of finesse for scenario questions. Would you rather... 1. ) LICK whipped cream off of "Uncle Phil" of the Fresh Prince (you have to follow the path I marked out in red ink with your tongue). OR 2. ) You have sleep paralysis and are complete awake & can feel, but cannot move. John Goodman slips beneath your covers and proceeds to give you a hand job (or the later for women) for 5 minutes while his boner is poking into your back. RULES: - You cannot choose death! You have to do one or the other, and if you decline you are forced to do both by default. - You cannot alter these scenarios in any way. They are what they are and that's all they will ever be. Who do you choose?