I was interested in what other peoples "Scary Stoner Moments" were...and what I mean by that is: Any time you have almost been busted by the cops with weed and have gotten away with it. I wanna hear that story, because those stories are always good...let me tell you mine so you can get and idea... Last summer I was taking the Greyhound bus home. I was working for a Drum Corp and it was the end of the season. Well I had and ounce with me (That had originally been 3 ounces) that I had taken to smoke off of for the summer. I had hidden the ounce in a big coffee can, along with a bowl, papers, all in a hemp bag. Well needles to say, we got to NYC, and in NYC, Jersey port aurhority was seaching everyone before they went through Jersey. I started freaking out because this has never happend to me on a Greyhound bus before. I then grabbed my bookbag which held by coffee can and pot and acted like I was going to the bathroom(I'm very suprised they weren't suspicious of this!). I went in the bathroom, a NYC bathroom, dumped the coffee in the toilet. I ended up spilling half of it all over me...well anyway I ended up throwing away the hemp bag and the papers. After that I hid the ounce by itself at the bottom of the coffee and put the bowl in a sock. I went and got in line and they had already passed where I was standing in line. So after all that I didn't get seached because they passed over me, and I made it home with the ounce...It was one of the scariest moments of my life! Now I wanna hear your story!
One time we were at this smoking spot way out in the middle of nowhere by some railroad tracks, and we had like 3 or 4 cars down there. So.. we're waiting on some people and someone was in one of the cars packing a bong. So a car is coming down cause we can see the headlights, and someones like I think its a cop and I was like stfu paranoid fucker...it was a cop. So he gets out and is like what are you guys doing? And someone had some quick thinking and said ohhh we were putting coins on the railroad track for a school project. He's like your doin what! He's like you could derail the train and went on a 5 minute rampage about how we were destroying federal money rofl. so we went and took the coins off the track and he told us we couldnt be here and so we drove off as the bong and a half o is sitting by my gas pedal as i drive away with him right outside my window flashing a flashlight in my eyes..... followed us the whole way down the street and eventually left.... haha we thought we were fucccked what an idiot
One time I drove my friend to pick up a couple of zips. And on the drive back he rolld up a fatty... Im talking about 5 grams in a Garcia Vega... Anyway... we were toking and came to this redlight when a pig pulls up next to me and tells me to pull over. I guess he saw us passing something cause my window was down. So I pull oer and the dude walks up to my window and tells me to roll it down... So I did.. and all the smoke blew in his face... And he, tryin to be funny asked what we were doing. And i told him we were just smoking a joint... and of course, he tells us to get out of the car. So he starts snooping around... he looks in the ashtray and pulls out the blunt, and says "This is a joint?". Anyway.... I thought I was so screwed.. cause my friend dumped the 2 O's under the passenger seat and the cop was still snooping... But he never looked under the seat... he just took the blunt and stepped on it and told us to beat it... Fricken retard!
This isn't one of my own, but a friend of mine was busted for skating past cerfiew, and the details are kind of foggy in my mind but one thing led to another and they were being interrogated. In the interrogation office, this dude realized he had a film canister of bud in his pocket. When the cop looked away, he rolled the film canister underneath the cops desk to the other side of the room. Somehow they didn't notice and he made it out alive.
Ok so one time me and my friends were smoking behind this school. So a car came driving up while each one of us has a joint going and there were like 3 pipes half packed and a bong on the ground. My friend said O shit the cops and we all packed up our shit quickly. The cop got out of his car and said so you guys having a good night? We said yes and hes like probably cuz your smoking pot. He said all he wants is for us to give him the weed and no trouble. So we gave him a quarter of weed and some hash. Then he said is that all you have. We said yes so he said fine and he searched all of our bags. (I then realized i had 1 ounce in my bag) So then sure enough the cop finds it in my bag and says why the fuck did you lie to us. We said sorry we forgot about it he accepted it and said fine. Then my friend said please can we have it back and the cops are like are you fuckin stupid man your lucky were not busting you. Then they left and toked our weed. lol
I was 16 years old with 4 other people in my car at 3am. We went to a secluded neighborhood in a small street where there werent any houses around and parked. We had a 3 foot bong, 1 ounce, and a few beers. Well my buddies go outside and drink the beers while me and the others are having a nice session. So we stay there for about another 15 minutes hittin the bong being stoned off our asses. Well the passenger was in the middle of a toke when we see headlights pull up behind us and then the infamous red lights blare which light up the inside of the car. First thing my friends do are grab EVERYTHING and shove it under the seat including the bong. Two cops come out pointing their taser guns at me and the passenger. Told us to keep our hands out and to remain still. Mind you we were hotboxing so the car REAKED of weed. They ask what were doin and I said lookin for a place to stay for the night cause our friend wasnt allowed to let us spend the night. Asks for my license and everyone elses ID and found out were under 18 and curfew and shit. Never ONCE asks what the smell was, to step out of car, or if we were smoking weed. Called our parents to pick us up. My dad gets in the car to take it home and finds EVERYTHING. Shittiest night of my life. But so thankful the cop didn't search the car.
Drove up to the mountains to hit the slopes (and some pre-rolled js)...when we came back into town we saw a police car to the right. Parked. And sure...they saw 3 guys with snowboards in the car, so they followed us. Stopped us right in the middle of the road, blocking half the traffic. I asked what they wanted and he said "rutine control". My ass...I didn't have my seatbelt on and he didn't even comment. He was just smelling inside the car. Now we don't smoke inside the car...we do it in the lift...so I wasn't worried. But then he wanted to see my papers and I remember I had a pipe in the glove compartment. So I had to lean over carefully and find my papers without the cop seeing the pipe... Man I was glad when they were gone... Dumb thing though 's that we had a camera to film some jumps...should've asked the cops for a favor (since they fucked up and stopped us for nuttin')...put us against the wall and pat us while one of us films....I could've sent you the clip
jordie13: wow that's wicked.. ten points for the film canister!! i've always imagined throwing shit over or around scanners in stores and pick the shit up when you leave.. but THAT is jawdropping..
I remember one time i was driving down the street, i had bought an ounce that day, and it was evening and still bright outside, and i got pulled over... For nothing of course, and he asked me to get out of the vehicle. I was worried about the ounce and i had shoved it in my pants right on my boxers before he walked up to the car. Good thing i did because he searched the whole car and i had sweated on my forehead so i lifted up my shirt to wipe the sweat... And sure enough he looked over and saw a corner of a bag sticking out. He asked me what it was and i got deffensive and said that i wear a diaper and i dont like to show people and i started tweaking to make it look good, he said sorry son, i totaly understand. And asked me to go home. When i got home, i smoked all night long lol!
dude u are the man... my story is... one night(which was like 2 weeks ago) my friend picked me up to go shroom hunting, we had went the day before and left the stash in a huge kroger paper sack in the floor board by my feet. so anyways...we pull out my driveway and im like lets smoke...he says ok so we pack a bowl(i had a bowls worth of kb) and i was like man thats all we got...so he tells me he bought some weed and we get excited...my streets dark and in the fuckin sticks...so we smoke at a stopsign...we get in a rush and ride while smoking...we pull over to pack some of his shit and i was like man lets roll i got a wierd feeling...right as that cop comes over the hill, flashes the bright ass spotlight at us and turns around we take off...(we are in a lifted jeep btw, so its not exactly fast) so we take it up to about 70 down my road which is curvy as fuck...at this time i dumped the bowl out the window and hide everything...we forgot about the shrooms in the floor. so cop follows us a long ways and we are freaking out, he finally pulls us over and asked us what we were doing on side of the road, i told him i was making sure i had my wallet. so he lets us go, we are scared as fuck and im about to get out and split...well we get down the road and i open the armrest and smoke pours all out...the weed never dumped out and was still smoking...glad his registration wasnt in there...
Me and 3 other of my friends were driving after a cruise and we had all just started cigarettes. The driver came up to a yellow light, but my other friend told her she could make it. It turns out there was a cop waiting to turn left after we went, so he flipped it around and pulled us over. It took him forever to come up to the window and we were all freaking out. The driver threw out her cigarrete as the cop walked up, and the first thing he said was "there's nothing that pisses me off more than when people litter, especially when they do it right in front of me." and he made her get out of the car to pick it up. As she did this, he got the IDs from the two people in the backseat. I looked in the driver's seat and the bowl and a box of weed were sitting out in plain sight . I couldn't do anything because that would just attract more attention to it. Somehow he didn't notice and ended up giving us a warning. Whew.
ok this is scary shit. me and my friends we have a ritual once a year we go to a few bars and steal there cans then we take the cans to the aluminum shop they buy cans in one hour we made $56 and we got some munchies and a quarter O of blue berry nuggets and some huge bob marly raps. well any way we were driving to my friends on the highway a cop comeing from the oposite way turned one his lights and hit his E-brake and spins in to our lane and smoke is just rolling out of my car windows and from the cops tires.. i ate the cherry and shoved the blunt under seat . but it turned out the cop was pulling over the person in back of me me and my friends keeped toking the way to his house and happie as hell that we wernt busted
this happend to a friend of my over the summer... they were sitting at jack in the box rolling a blunt when an undercover rolled up... told them to give him their shit and since he was rolling the blunt on his lap he just handed him taht ....he dumped it in the trash and walked off... one of them works at the jack in the box so they just went in the trash grabbed the wrap and the bud and rolled up their blunt....
one time i was picking somebody up and i went into the parking lot and put my accessory lights on (turned off low beam) and picked her up and went back to huddle house (where i left from originally) and all of a sudden i saw this SUV cop do a 180 and turn on his sirens (i got weed in the car) and i was like OH SHITi was about to down that shit for reall.....and the cop pulled me overand he asked if i was drunk (i wasn't high or drunk or anything) i was like "oh..No sir...Not me! haha" officer: "okay you know your headlights aren't on?" me: "really?? oh i must have forgotten!! haha" officer "okay make sure you do that next time okay?" me: "yes sir" very very scary :::::edit:::::: umm the street lights were very bright and technically you can still see fine with out your lights on but yeah i didn't notice
My birthday about 3yrs ago me my brother and cousin and best friend were in my raggity escort on the way back to my house to pick up some herb, and beerbong so we could take them to the party. Im literally 100yds away from my house and what do i see cop lights. But luck was on our side that night because none of us had anything YET. About 3 cops show up and we let them search us and the vehicle, knowing the shit is 100yds away sittin on my coffee table. They found about 20 seeds and stems on the floorboard behind the passanger seat and asked "you boys try to start a field in you back seat", but we knew they didnt have shit so we continued to be smart ass's. After about 30mins we were finally released, and proceeded to pick up the party favors and get shit faced and smoke 1/2 oz of some awsome danks. On our drive to the party we see the same 3 cops have another one of our buddies pulled over...fuckin cops..