Scary Highs

One time I was smoking and I went to pack a fatass bowl but then I realized I was out of weed. Scary shit man wouldn't wish that upon even the most evil person.

 

Well,this is probably a different kind of scary.

But,I always think about shit that might be wrong with me and think about dying young.It freaks me out for awhile during the high.I usually invision everything about my death too.Everything from the stuff leading up to it,to the death itself,to the pain my family would go through and all the way to the funeral and me lying in a casket and everyone walking away from my grave,where they leave me behind.

Dark shit,man.

 

My ex called saying she wanted to talk, I got high before going to deal with her because this bitch was loonier than all the loony toons put together. I show up, she says her shit, points a shotgun at me and I bolt. That bitch was crazy.

 

A funny/ scary time for me was when my friend and I were on the old Las Vegas highway heading out of the city to go to our shooting spot in the desert. When we got passed the M hotel, my friend and I both light up 2 gram joints and were hot boxing my civic. As soon as we pass the paintball field we see a metro cop in a truck posted up on the road waiting for something. It wasn't bothering me since my windows were limo tint, and he couldn't see shit anyway. As soon as were about 1/4 mile away from our destination still hot boxing, I look in the rear view and see the metro cop coming fast towards us with his siren, and lights on. My friend and I are like fuck it might as well keep hittin the joints since were probably fucked anyways. Luckily when I hit my turn signal and pulled over, the cop just passed us. That was a lucky break for us. Damn I miss being able to smoke.

 

Getting stoned as fuck and jumping off a 5+ story waterfall. I had to accept death and be content with my life before doing it lol. Fuckin craziest feeling coming out of the water at the bottom.

 

I was blazing in my backyard last year and i had a big duffle bag with held everything i ever needed


Well i waitied till mom and pops went to work and when they did i set up everything on the table and im blazin and 10mins later i hear the side door open and my dogs start running towards the side and its my dad!

I dont think ive ever tried to put stuff away soo fast before in my life hahaha and as i waa doing this he yelled my name and i knew i was fucked for sure once he turned the corner


Well turns out he only open the side door to bring in our trash cans and yelled my name because i forgot to bring them in
And he forgot his wallet in the garage LOL
he never had a clue that there was a buffet of stoner items just a few feet away from him and he left not even 5 mins later

Ive never been so scared and so relieved all within 5mins

 

High...Freaked out? Scary?

I can't imagine it.

 

I've passed out twice (actually 3 but the second and third were the same day back to back). And the second time I died for a few seconds... And I still smoke. Scary enough?

 

Held my breath for about 1:45 seconds and I surfed blacking out .cause I forgot how to breath lol

 

Smoked up in an incredibly public area before learning that there was a mass police crackdown that weekend and there were sniffer dogs about 50m and a fence away. Had to make my way stoned as fuck back home and passing police doing increased patrols as part of the crackdown, all with an eighth in my pocket. I think I must have sweat half my body weight by the time I got back.

 

Scariest time for me was before i smoked erb, i smoke that legal bullshit.

I was with my bro who had been smoking it for a long time and he used to just get high from it so he had already built a tolerance.

We smoke the strongest type they had this time and he just felt high... me on the other hand... I smoke a whole J my first time of smoking anything and half way thru the J my mind was gone i hadnt even realized it and i was chain smoking the rest out of habit, with my mind on other things.

I suddenly got up my heart was racing once i had realized i finished the whole thing and i was seeing stars and spaceships telling my bro i was super fuckin scared and i was seeing shit. He then starts laughing his ass off like "WHATEVER DUDE!!! OMG LOOK AT ALL THE GHOST CHILDREN!!" because we were next to a graveyard he was tryna scare me more.

At this point i saw hundreds of little ghost children running around me and i was freaking the fuck out i told him we had to go to the store to get food so i could sober up and i waited outside for him to grab me a sandwich because i was too fucked up. While i waited i beleived i was in an olden day mobster black and white movie and only the store sign was colored, red, like sin city sort of stuff.

We then left to go back home and i entered my house and it looked compeltely different to me. I thought i had broken in someone elses home and got super paranoid because to me it looked nothing like my house but my bro was telling me to calm down and it was fine.

I then ate the sandwich and felt mmuch better after and my high came down to the point where i wasnt hallucinating shit lol

Worst trip ever i have never hallucinated in my life only that time and it was soooo fuckin scary

 

Oh fuck!! I almost hate the fake... I take 1 hit... Sometimes 2... And I'm done. And I can split a biggg bowl of really good real with someone and be good. Well... The bowls not that big... It's probably the size of 2 and we usually split it so its probably like 1 regular... So yeah... Fuck the fake... If and only if I have no other choice.

 

First time I smoked I started pacing back and forth and mumbling shit to myself because I was scared my parents would find out