Last night, after smoking a few blunts with a few of my bros, one of them said, "hey, who wants to hit this waterfall?" So I said "well it couldn't hurt right?" Wrong. After taking a massive hit from the fall, I started coughing up a storm and almost threw-up. Then around 10 minutes later we were walking down to his basement, and right as I was about to start descending the stairs, I suddenly couldn't move and I felt as if I were going to fall right over, so I fell to my knees and crawled down the stairs and managed to pull myself up onto his couch, and then I just sat there, afraid, because i had never been this high before, I couldn't feel my body and I was slipping in and out of consciousness, and to top it all of I was getting insanely paranoid as well. Finally, after around 45 minutes of relaxing, I finally came down to where I could move, and recognize that I had smoked WAY too much. Just wondering if any of you guys/girls have experienced something like that before.
either getting run off the road by a van when I was stoned or dealing with police and had an eighth in my crotch, they threatened to bring a dog but never did
i have never been "to high', and have never almost puked from bud. but i have been really paranoid and its not fun man that sucks to happen to ya but at least you got really baked lol.
I got a lot higher and paranoid when I first started smoking.. me and my sis got pulled over RIGHT after we smoked a joint and she had her piece on her and I took one look at my sis and knew she was fucked up but the cop just gave us a warning and let us go but he knew.. he knew.. thank god he was chill though.
Sorry, bro. The best thing you can do when you just get "too" high is to wait. Another 30 minutes and you would have been in heaven.
When I was smoking a joint in the school parking lot. Security officer Dickhead comes out between the cars and I done near pissed my pants, had I not already pissed before I left. The soon-to-be principal talked with me and my friends and acted like we were in trouble for consuming drugs on premises, and gave us in school suspension for a few days. But when I got the notice, it just said for trespassing (being in the school parking lot when we did not have a car). Weird shit.
when your too high all you need to do is chill out, the "scary" part is over in like 30 mins and its a great high from that point on
Walking around the neighborhood while there were gunshots couple blocks from me. Scary time to be high man.
Today I was at the mall and I was trying to find a bathroom at JC Pennys. I tried Sears and Macys but I got lost in there both times... So I finally ask an employee and they said its on the second floor. So I go over to the escalator and see that both sides are broken "No bigee" So I walk on up. Take my piss, and on the way there I hear like 20 people complain about having to walk up the escalator. I cracked up, shit, people are so damn lazy these days. so coming back from the bathroom I decide to find the elevator because I thought it would be funny to hear more people complain about the escalator being broken and because I'm a hypocrite and was too tired to walk back down. So I'm in the elevator with 2 moms with strollers, and an old couple and someone asks "Does it smell like pot in here...?" DEAD. (Definitely not the SCARIEST situation but hey, it happened this morning! Those elevator doors could not open fast enough.)
[quote name='"figarofigaro"']Today I was at the mall and I was trying to find a bathroom at JC Pennys. I tried Sears and Macys but I got lost in there both times... So I finally ask an employee and they said its on the second floor. So I go over to the escalator and see that both sides are broken "No bigee" So I walk on up. Take my piss, and on the way there I hear like 20 people complain about having to walk up the escalator. I cracked up, shit, people are so damn lazy these days. so coming back from the bathroom I decide to find the elevator because I thought it would be funny to hear more people complain about the escalator being broken and because I'm a hypocrite and was too tired to walk back down. So I'm in the elevator with 2 moms with strollers, and an old couple and someone asks "Does it smell like pot in here...?" DEAD. (Definitely not the SCARIEST situation but hey, it happened this morning! Those elevator doors could not open fast enough.)[/quote] Shoulda said "oh that would be me" and smile real big then walk out like a boss
[quote name='"figarofigaro"']Today I was at the mall and I was trying to find a bathroom at JC Pennys. I tried Sears and Macys but I got lost in there both times... So I finally ask an employee and they said its on the second floor. So I go over to the escalator and see that both sides are broken "No bigee" So I walk on up. Take my piss, and on the way there I hear like 20 people complain about having to walk up the escalator. I cracked up, shit, people are so damn lazy these days. so coming back from the bathroom I decide to find the elevator because I thought it would be funny to hear more people complain about the escalator being broken and because I'm a hypocrite and was too tired to walk back down. So I'm in the elevator with 2 moms with strollers, and an old couple and someone asks "Does it smell like pot in here...?" DEAD. (Definitely not the SCARIEST situation but hey, it happened this morning! Those elevator doors could not open fast enough.)[/quote] should have simultaneously farted and burped loudly to distract them and mask the smell.
[quote name='"figarofigaro"']Today I was at the mall and I was trying to find a bathroom at JC Pennys. I tried Sears and Macys but I got lost in there both times... So I finally ask an employee and they said its on the second floor. So I go over to the escalator and see that both sides are broken "No bigee" So I walk on up. Take my piss, and on the way there I hear like 20 people complain about having to walk up the escalator. I cracked up, shit, people are so damn lazy these days. so coming back from the bathroom I decide to find the elevator because I thought it would be funny to hear more people complain about the escalator being broken and because I'm a hypocrite and was too tired to walk back down. So I'm in the elevator with 2 moms with strollers, and an old couple and someone asks "Does it smell like pot in here...?" DEAD. (Definitely not the SCARIEST situation but hey, it happened this morning! Those elevator doors could not open fast enough.)[/quote] Should've blamed it on the kids in the strollers. "I totally saw those two babies just blazing while I was taking a piss. You should watch em a little closer" Bold shit Edit Haha this is the third post in a row where we suggested that you should've done something that we wouldn't personally do. That's the internet for you