Scared, please help =(

No experience with drug tests myself, but there is a lot of good info here...

http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-tokers/619280-answer-drug-test-questions.html

 

Im gonna go smoke weed. Good luck OP.

 

I'm not going to say its absolutely possible but theres a chance that you can piss clean. Excerise your ass off my friends in the military swear by this and it never failed them yet. The one stopped smoking 3 days before his test and he was fine. It comes down to how much you consume, have consumed, how much u work out, the foods you eat, and many other variables. Put on that garbage bag and start running around the neighborhood. Happy detox

 

I smoked a zip a week and passed a piss test after I smoked a J two weeks into my t-break.

 

exercise like never done before

 

Go to Vitamin World and buy some Omni Clean. Follow the directions and drink a lot of water. It will work if you only have to do a quick piss test. But it won't help at all if they are sending the sample away to a lab to get tested. But getting a lab to do a piss test is expensive, so chances are, unless the job is important enough to pay all the money for the lab test (government, union, medical, teaching, etc...), they will probably be using the quick test. Here is some more info on drug testing.

P.s.
If you are buying it in a store, don't say you are using it for a drug test. They won't sell it to you. If you need a reason just say you have been feeling sick lately and want to clean your system out.

 

Damn 23 days and your not clean? I smoke every day and can get myself to pass a piss test in 7 days with no detox. U must literally be sitting on your ass doing nothing lol. Go work out, drink a lot of water and green tea. And since ur still not clean after 23 days i would say go buy a 24 he detox and drink it before your piss test

 

If this is a probation thing your in trouble. You can try by drinking a ton of water. They will tell you that your piss is too clear and reschedule you for the next day or so but it will only by you little time. If it for a work screening they are not allowed to watch you so I would bring in a clean friends pee with some heating pads. Try the detox products out there. I dont know if they work or not as I use pee in a condom with hand warmers. Good luck dude I feel for ya.

 

Exercise and drinking lots of water helps incredibly, however im extremely active and it stays in mine for a good deal of time.I think its all comes down to metabolism and age easily consume 1/2 oz a week as well

 

here is the real question....durring the drug test will the person be watching you piss?

if not, then get "quick fix" at any smoke shop. It is a bottle of fake urine that comes with a temp sticker and a handwarmer packet. i have passed 20+ drug tests doing this.

it works for the quick drug tests but also has the electrolytes and all the natural stuff that would normally show up in human piss so it safe to use for lab tests too. I use to live in an oxford house that drug tested me every week and back when i was fucking around with all the hard drugs i got really good at staying high and passing the drug tests. and my oxford house sent every sample out to a lab to have tests run and we got the results a few days later.

what you do is get the bottle out, open the warming packet and stick them together with a rubberband.
dont put it in your pocket, it doesnt get warm enough to mimic human temps. you will have to tuck it under your nuts in between your leg and your nutsack. it works. warms the liquid to what your body temp would be but also is stealthy. you just pretend like your taking a piss. the bottle has a nozzle at the end that makes a stream come out when given preasure.

this has giving me a 100% success rate. i dont have to do any detoxes, or drinks, or go run or drink a lot of water or anything. i just dont use My piss.

 

doesn't it take 28 days to get out of your system anyways? 23+5=28. so he should be good.

 

I would agree with this ^ I do have a very high metabolism, i just never attributed my quick cleanliness to the fact. Good thought!

 

My friends have passed probation tests with this, a hidden gem...Go to cvs get azo standard pills. Take 3 or 4, drink a lot of water (a gallon+). Your piss will turn red then go back to yellow and finally clear. It is crucial to do this atleast a day before the test so you can pass with piss that doesn't seem diluted. It's a pill for urinary tract infections, shit cleans you out!

 

this doesn't sound attractive lol

 

You failed after 23 days? What did you not get out of bed for those days? If you exercise & drink 2-3litres of water daily you should be at 23 days, even if you smoked daily before hand.


Oh and don't fuck with any pills or anything. They aren't worth it and don't work. Exercise/water, and maybe some cranberry juice and some raspberries and blueberries are more than enough.

 

Dude in this day in age dont delay any job! Trust me im a Union Iron worker and get tested all the time.They can not watch you!! Get a condom, some piss from a clean friend ,hand warmers () fill condom aply condom/handwarmers under sack check temp smoke joint...that easy good luck

 

Go to the gym and go for runs. You need to sweat.