Say your penis gets cut off...

Discussion in 'General' started by The Crunge, Aug 31, 2012.

  1. #1 The Crunge, Aug 31, 2012
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    ...and you get a "boner". But you can't because you don't have a pee pee. Would blood still rush downstairs like it does when you have a functioning schlong? Or would nothing happen with your blood at all? I don't really know how woodies work other than the blood and spongy muscle, but I'm guessing something happens with your blood pressure when you're turned on, so would nothing happen? And what would you feel when you're turned on? You don't have a ding dong telling you to touch it, so what would happen?

    And I don't mean if you have a boner, and you cut off your penis so blood pours out, I mean you have your penis surgically removed, your wounds heal, and you get turned on to where you would have a boner, but since you have no penis, you wouldn't get a boner, so what would your blood do, since it doesn't have a penis to go to.
     
  2. yeah i checked to make sure my dick was still there after reading this.
     
  3. your robotic dick would get a boner, lol, imagine if your dick got cut off at you replaced it with a vibrating dildo, what girl wouldn't want to fuck you, you'd be the king of pussy?
     
  4. yea I think you're little dick stump left would get a little hard.

    I know that I've read before that guys who had their dicks cut off can still cum, and same with guys who can't get hard any more.
     
  5. Dude this thread does not make me feel right,

    that's my fucking penis we're putting at risk here, you mad mad people haha
     


  6. This is where my brain turned off... Pee Pee?? Are we in Kindergarden?
     
  7. everytime you got a boner youd probably lose a liter of blood..
     
  8. it's not a boner if your bone is chopped off :p
     

  9. John Bobbitt would disagree with that statement.
     
  10. [quote name='"Ziggy86"']it's not a boner if your bone is chopped off :p[/quote]

    Yeah...

    wouldnt it just be called a man hole or mangina?
     
  11. dude:confused_2: idek man ijdek:cool:
     
  12. Pretty sure as long as you still have your balls, you're good.
     

  13. At this point you could take some skin from your sack and make mangina lips out of it.
     
  14. if my dick got cut off I would kill myself
     
  15. ... So guys could have sex with you and not call themselves gay? :eek:

    To each their own :hide:
     

  16. No, that's totally gay.
     

  17. Yep, I think so would I
     
  18. Then.. why?
     
  19. MANgina
     
  20. If it got cut off you'd bleed out and die righ? I'm sure of it.
     

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