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Saw this at work

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Bumpingbeats, Nov 19, 2011.

  1. #1 Bumpingbeats, Nov 19, 2011
    I saw this at work and burst out laughing
     

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  2. #2 Periced, Nov 19, 2011
    Chuck Norris Is starting to become a joke...
     
  3. #3 ICGreen, Nov 19, 2011
    Starting? :cool:
     
  4. #4 BadKittySmiles, Nov 19, 2011
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    Starting? :p


    edit - I've been ninja'd! :D To make up for it... Facts About Chuck Norris

    "Chuck Norris doesn't breathe...air runs into his lungs for safety."
     
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  5. #5 Skunky Monkey, Nov 19, 2011

    Chuck Norris is a religion man. So yeh i guess your right.
     
  6. #6 Silemanx, Nov 19, 2011
    But chuck norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them!

    I have no idea where I heard this joke... or if it's funny. But it's related... so my fingers went a'flyin'.
     
  7. #7 the814, Nov 19, 2011
    lol thats hilarious. i've never seen that
     
  8. #8 Periced, Nov 19, 2011

    I don't mean the whole " When Chuck Norris masturbates he ejaculates lightening bolts "

    I mean how he just sells, sponsors, and makes adds for all this shit, hes just doing it for the money, and it's starting to get annoying. Hes washed up.
     
  9. #9 glasslover420, Nov 19, 2011
    I piss on Chuck Norris face. I piss on it real good. Fuck that guy in his cowboy hat.
    The person who typed this is high as fuck and hates Chuck Norris.
     
  10. #10 Pass the dr0, Nov 19, 2011
    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits
     
  11. #11 HelpDesk, Nov 19, 2011
    Chuck Norris is a douche bag...
     
  12. #12 RedMagic, Nov 19, 2011
    When Chuck Norris goes swimming, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet... The water gets Chuck Norris.
     
  13. #13 Misc, Nov 19, 2011
    this thread feels like 2003
     
  14. #14 hippie4u, Nov 19, 2011
    Chuck Norris dosent even wash clothes
     
  15. #15 Periced, Nov 19, 2011
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y]Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3 - YouTube[/ame]
     

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