saw this and thought it was funny as hell

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by crusher101, Apr 6, 2006.

  1. read the whole thing

    HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

    The following is an actual question given on a University of
    Washington chemistry mid-term.

    The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared It with
    colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure
    of enjoying it as well :

    Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic(absorbs
    heat)?

    Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (cools
    when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.


    One student, however, wrote the following:

    First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
    Need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
    Which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul
    gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how
    many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that
    exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a
    member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one
    of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one
    religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates
    as
    they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase
    exponentially.
    Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
    Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to
    stay
    The same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are
    added.

    This gives two possibilities:

    1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
    enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
    Hell breaks loose.

    2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
    Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

    So which is it?

    If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
    Year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take
    Into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must
    Be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
    Frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over,
    It follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
    extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a
    divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

    THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A "
     
  2. haha thats some funny shit, havent read somethin that funny in a while
     
  3. Damn funny...
     
  4. that is so deep and takes so much knowledge to write someting like that
     
  5. lol i've read that one somewhere before....but where?...


    thanx for sharing that man it made me laugh :D
     
  6. lol wot a fu*kin joker, i love that brer.
     
  7. Wow man, thats some funny shit. I wish I could come up with something that creative
     
  8. hahaha now that kid knows wat he's writing hahaha... thnx for sharin that was funny as hell
     
  9. Real funny man!
    But recreational marijuana use?
     
  10. I respect that student for going against what most people would consider an acceptable thing to do, and doing it with style. It must've taken that kid a lot of creativity and knowledge to put that together. And it also must've taken him a lot of courage to hand it in for a grade.
     
  11. wow man... that kid is one fucking crazy smartass. No way could I ever come up with that shit.
     
  12. dude, are you on NikeTalk? That was on there today
     
  13. Hmmm ive never that of that before, but i think you got it in the wrong place
     
  14. nice.. id like to smoke a bowl w/ that kid
     
  15. I've seen that before. That kid must be some genious square or something.
     
  16. Amazing... Simply amazing
     
  17. Ive done shit like that, not nearly as much detail or anything, But Ive written stories of the randomest shit and through in some facts and it always turned out to be an A for me. I did it on a final once, it paid off.
     
  18. i was thinking the exact same man LOL!
     
  19. Hahha that took a few reads
     
  20. yeah it was pretty funny to me so i thought id share.
     

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