# saw this and thought it was funny as hell

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by crusher101, Apr 6, 2006.

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared It with
colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure
of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic(absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (cools
when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
Need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
Which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul
gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how
many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that
exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a
member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one
of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one
religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates
as
they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase
exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to
stay
The same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
Year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take
Into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must
Be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
Frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over,
It follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a
divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A "

2. haha thats some funny shit, havent read somethin that funny in a while

3. Damn funny...

4. that is so deep and takes so much knowledge to write someting like that

5. lol i've read that one somewhere before....but where?...

thanx for sharing that man it made me laugh

6. lol wot a fu*kin joker, i love that brer.

7. Wow man, thats some funny shit. I wish I could come up with something that creative

8. hahaha now that kid knows wat he's writing hahaha... thnx for sharin that was funny as hell

9. Real funny man!
But recreational marijuana use?

10. I respect that student for going against what most people would consider an acceptable thing to do, and doing it with style. It must've taken that kid a lot of creativity and knowledge to put that together. And it also must've taken him a lot of courage to hand it in for a grade.

11. wow man... that kid is one fucking crazy smartass. No way could I ever come up with that shit.

12. dude, are you on NikeTalk? That was on there today

13. Hmmm ive never that of that before, but i think you got it in the wrong place

14. nice.. id like to smoke a bowl w/ that kid

15. I've seen that before. That kid must be some genious square or something.

16. Amazing... Simply amazing

17. Ive done shit like that, not nearly as much detail or anything, But Ive written stories of the randomest shit and through in some facts and it always turned out to be an A for me. I did it on a final once, it paid off.

18. i was thinking the exact same man LOL!

19. Hahha that took a few reads

20. yeah it was pretty funny to me so i thought id share.