hello....I am NuBBiN...I have a friend named The Ice Cream Man...I have a 5th of this very expensive alkyhole called Aftershock...it has a very hot cinnamon taste..like those "hot tamale" candies you can get at barber shops..or those "red hot fireball" candies that burn your tounge...I drank four shots of it...it didn't taste like alkyhole at all...I think that I will keep my real name a secret until Ive become the president of the United States...That way in the future when im not on grasscity anymore I can hold an emergency telecast that takes over the nations airwaves and Ill sit down...spark a J and announce "I am NuBBiN!"...and Ill have the CIA track down the real man behind the Ice Cream Man avatar..and I will praise him for being so ugly!! NAMRON!..LOOK OUT!...ITS NORMAN!...HES WITH THAT EX GIRLFRIEND OF HIS!..SHE HAS A SHOTGUN UNDER HER BLOUSE!...GET DOWN!...*BLAM!* *BLAM!*....OH NO!.....NAMRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats another thing!....when im president, I will criminalise guns....if nobody had guns...then the nation would be a better place!...we'd be like the UK!...our police would stroll down the streets with their top hats and twirling their batons and whistles like they do in england!..and they'll speak in british accents as well!....I'll have the US import switch into the US and he'll be the head police cheif!...or torrey!...I think thats what they call em across the river!...SWITCH WILL HAVE SUPREME AUTHORITY UNNDER A NEW MARTIAL LAW THAT ALLOWS HIM TO GO INTO ANY HOME HE WISHES AND PUNCH THE HOUSEHOLD PETS UUNTIL THEIR TESTICLES DROP!...HE WONT BE ABLE TO SHOOT ANYTHING THOUGH BECAUSE GUNS WONT BE AROUND THANKS TO PRESIDENT S..ooooohh!! I was about to say my REAL name!....THATS A NONO!..NOT UNTILL I WIN THE ELECTION!!!!!!!..FOR NOW ITS PRESIDENT NuBBiN! Whats the deal with donkeys and elephants being the animals that represent the democratic and republican party?...why not cougars and ford trucks?....WHY!?....ILL TELL YOU WHY!...BECAUSE WE LIVE UNDER A REPRESSIVE GOVERNMENT THATS WHY!....ILL TELL YOU ONE THING THOUGH!...IM NOT GOING DOWN LIKE JFK BABY!..WHEN IM PRESIDENT I WILL DRIVE AROUND IN A POPE MOBILE!...but unlike the pope mobile that the pope rides in..my pope mobile will not be a bullet proof glass bubble...because we wont have to worry about bullets...GUNS..>WONT...EXIST!.... the only bubble this tough guy is drivin in is a baton and sharp pencil proof mobile!...that way unlike JFK I wont have to worry about any magic bullets coming from angles and changing directions that defy physics as we know it!!....IT WAS THE ITALIAN MAFIA THAT HAD JFK AND RFK OFFED!!..NO JOKE!....I was there in spirit(not physically because I was still "sleeping" in my dads testicular sack)....there was a fence at the top of the grassy knoll.....behind the fene was three men..one was a bystander taking photographs...the other was an italian who goes by the name of Julius....he was dressed in a police uniform...the third man was about ten feet from the other two men dressed in construction workers attire...he is unkown to this day....as jfk drove by..the "officer" fired a hollow point explosive round into our leaders body..(he didn't fall over after the first shots due to a metal brace on his back which was propping him up due to an ailment which the majorit of the public didn't know about untill later!)...after the fatal shot which took off half the head of our president..the officer calmly dismantled the gun while onlookers rushed to th scene...he placed the pieces in a bag which he handed off to the worker who then proceded to walk the opposite direction torwards the train tracks nearby.... RFKs assassination was simpler...basically the mafia hired a bipolar skitzophrenic who simply walked in..and shot him...no woman in polka dot dres or anybody like tht..simply a sadly sick man on a rampage.. these two deaths were broght on because both brothers were heavily involved in assaults against drug and weapon cartels in italy, as well as several connected underground brotehls in new orleans....the mafia didn't like it..they brought assassins in from ver seas...and offed their competition.. speaking of italians..namron..you have a gorilla which pops up in your avatar now..why do you permit such horribly rde things to attack my visual senses?... anal sex...whats the deal withthis topic?....some like it..some dont...im not talking about homosexual intercourse....im talking about heterosexual couples.....some like it..some dont..I think it all lies in how its practiced for the first time..if its done wrong..or if the mood isn't right I think thatcan throw off the whole good light around anal sex....I hear about 80% of all married couples experiment with it atleast once...I think many are turned off while others are very turned on by it..leaving a gap in between where not many people are into doing it casually like riding a bike.... rice....why wont it cook faster eh? Ill tell you why..because rice is actually turds from albino rats!..EAT UP RICE BITCHES! did ou know that hitler, after shooting himself in the head..had his men dispose of his remains by flame...but weeks after the war, nearby his final hideout bunker..russian troops came across a ditch with the charred and crushed remains of an older adult male, but by comparing the intact section of a jawbone with teeth found at the scene with dental records from hitlers personal doctor...they verified that it wasindeed heir furors remains!....the russians then took the remains and buried them in a discrete location inside a heavily wooded russian base a few thousand miles away..yet decades later..there were newspaper repors concerning this burial site and the russians..not wanting anyone to either steal the remains for prophet, or as a main piece in some sort of cultist neonazi martyr shrine..they tookt he remains..ground them up int a very fine powder..and they dumped them into the sewers of moscow....hitler literally fell to ashes and down the drain.. good story ehh?...did you fall asleep yet?...go nite nite wittle baby! whats with babies being so small?...why cant we start out big and just shrink dow to the size of babie as we got older?...wouldn't that just be much more convenient? imagine how much space/time/money funerals and burials would save! milk is comprised of at least 2% puss..and .5 percent crude kidney siftings(AKA urine)..milk..only does baby bodies good...after that its just plane fucking sick.. "hey! Ive got a great idea!...how about we collect the liquid that comes outof the bodies of another mammal and then drink it!...WONT THAT BE HEALTHY AND GOOD FOR EVERYONE UNDER THE SUUN!? im off to see the wizard..the wonderful wizard of oz.... yom kippur is on the 15th and 16th of september! mark your calendars!..SHALOM!