I never said I wasn't off my rocker. In fact, I think I promote that fact. I am just saying I have the information that could bring billions of dollars for charties globally, and think this is pretty important stuff. For you, a collegian, not to grasp this idea, kind of scares me. Sure, I am not protesting the streets like the "real" activists. But I am doing my than most...But hey, thats just me talking shit.
Its not the weed, its the beard: Being Santa Claus: The Ultimate high Hello, my name is Scott E Bananas, and I am addicted to being Santa Claus. I know this last statement seems silly, but the way I feel about being Santa Claus is the way some people feel about a drug. The high is amazing, and you want to keep doing it to achieve that special high. Having experimented with some drugs, I remember why I did some of them. It started as a one time thing, but the high was something I have never before experienced in my life, and it felt good. It just felt right, and I did not care what family and friends thought. I would dream about that high, and would get excited when I knew I would be on it. My stomach would get nervous with anticipation, and nothing else mattered. The drug was simply amazing, and it seemed something new happened all of the time. In fact, I always wanted to top my previous high. When I first donned the Santa Claus suit at a Jet game three years ago, I had no idea what to expect. I knew people would stare, but it was one incident that let me know the power of the suit. It was towards the end of the game, on a Sunday night, Thanksgiving day weekend. I was tired, but all of the sudden this little girl came up to me and wanted to take a picture. Her smile was amazing, and she was excited as anything. Suddenly, I didn't feel tired at all. Wow, what a drug!! I started dressing like Santa when I found very little to be excited about. My living conditions were animal-like, and it was tough for me to smile. Yet, I noticed when I would put on the Santa suit, the children did not want to hear that Santa was having a bad day. They just wanted to see a smile from Santa. It was this reaction that I yearned for the following 11 months, and in fact planned it my whole life around this new drug. Imagine walking out of the house, and everyone is nice to you. Imagine seeing every smile, and seeing people at their very best. No matter who the person was, what there social status was in life, they all have a memory of Santa. This drug is very powerful, and was told to use it for good instead of evil. Of course, too much of the drug could lead to problems as well. While on this drug, I hated making money, and had to live with parents for support. Of course, family doesn't understand the high of this drug, and since it consumed my life, always have felt it is a bad thing. In fact, this lead to a couple of sessions with psychologists, who explained that this drug was not a good thing, and offered some of their drugs instead. What is so wrong about using this drug that offers me complete happiness? Just like any drug, I have no idea what will happen while I am on it. You strive for the best experiences, which involve smiles across the board. Something that feels this good will eventually be a bad thing, and I am aware of it. However, when thinking about using again, it is that high I want to achieve over and over, and this addiction is pretty intense. Could it be I found a completely safe drug, or will it over time show a nasty side, a side that was unfathomable when I first started using it again. Well, time will tell, and I just hope the high I have achieved for three years will last me for an eternity.
[quote name='"sandaclaus"'] Its not the weed, its the beard: Being Santa Claus: The Ultimate high Hello, my name is Scott E Bananas, and I am addicted to being Santa Claus. I know this last statement seems silly, but the way I feel about being Santa Claus is the way some people feel about a drug. The high is amazing, and you want to keep doing it to achieve that special high. Having experimented with some drugs, I remember why I did some of them. It started as a one time thing, but the high was something I have never before experienced in my life, and it felt good. It just felt right, and I did not care what family and friends thought. I would dream about that high, and would get excited when I knew I would be on it. My stomach would get nervous with anticipation, and nothing else mattered. The drug was simply amazing, and it seemed something new happened all of the time. In fact, I always wanted to top my previous high. When I first donned the Santa Claus suit at a Jet game three years ago, I had no idea what to expect. I knew people would stare, but it was one incident that let me know the power of the suit. It was towards the end of the game, on a Sunday night, Thanksgiving day weekend. I was tired, but all of the sudden this little girl came up to me and wanted to take a picture. Her smile was amazing, and she was excited as anything. Suddenly, I didn't feel tired at all. Wow, what a drug!! I started dressing like Santa when I found very little to be excited about. My living conditions were animal-like, and it was tough for me to smile. Yet, I noticed when I would put on the Santa suit, the children did not want to hear that Santa was having a bad day. They just wanted to see a smile from Santa. It was this reaction that I yearned for the following 11 months, and in fact planned it my whole life around this new drug. Imagine walking out of the house, and everyone is nice to you. Imagine seeing every smile, and seeing people at their very best. No matter who the person was, what there social status was in life, they all have a memory of Santa. This drug is very powerful, and was told to use it for good instead of evil. Of course, too much of the drug could lead to problems as well. While on this drug, I hated making money, and had to live with parents for support. Of course, family doesn't understand the high of this drug, and since it consumed my life, always have felt it is a bad thing. In fact, this lead to a couple of sessions with psychologists, who explained that this drug was not a good thing, and offered some of their drugs instead. What is so wrong about using this drug that offers me complete happiness? Just like any drug, I have no idea what will happen while I am on it. You strive for the best experiences, which involve smiles across the board. Something that feels this good will eventually be a bad thing, and I am aware of it. However, when thinking about using again, it is that high I want to achieve over and over, and this addiction is pretty intense. Could it be I found a completely safe drug, or will it over time show a nasty side, a side that was unfathomable when I first started using it again. Well, time will tell, and I just hope the high I have achieved for three years will last me for an eternity.[/quote] You have a pretty high post counts, either your a determined troll; or youve really tricked yourself into thinking your "Santa/Sanda." Hahahaha
I still do not understand why you do not want to make your own Santa porn? You admit you never been laid you could get paid, get laid and promote the Santa movement all at once by making the movie. Like I told you before all you need is a video camera and a prostitute. Get moving Santa the season is upon us. If you are shy maybe you could find a midget Elf to be in the movie to take some of the pressure off you.
actually, I have used my posts on GC to figure this whole thing out...After the incident in the hospital, the purity of Santa was kind of taken from me, and it has taken me a couple of years to recover... But I want to get back to having fun with this character again...After all, I did live with a Domintrix when I dressed like Santa, and that was pretty interesting... Still just trying ot make sense of this all...
I want to promote Santa Porn so I will have an opportunity to tie up some pornstars, and have my way with them...LOL!! I don't see any benefits to having sex on camera, but if an opportunity comes up, I of course won't be able to say no. I mean, as ridiculous as your idea sounds, what if a million dollars would go to charity because perverts wanted to pay me bang a few pornstars? how is this a bad thing?
Wow. I went from Scott E. Bananas to Santa porn... Every now and then I read something on the internet that makes me wonder if I really do have brain damage. I mean, I understand every word, but when they were strung together into sentences and paragraphs, they were meaningless. What is going on? I might need one of you to help me find my way out of this thread. I'm lost and confused. Ha.
the US ruined Santa, and turned him into some marketing tool. The people own Santa, and that is who should benefit everytime the image is used. What exactly is so confusing?
are we using St Nicholas when we are selling cokes and cars to the public? And while we may laugh at Santa being a religion ( we know better) to children it is very real...They are told about this guy, and they believe in him...Then they find out its a lie, and they are crushed. Well, I want the young teens to appreciate Santa just as much as they did when they were five...Call this a silly dream, but it would mean Santa was being used the right way... Guys, you don't have to come out and call me a genius, because I have already accepted this part about myself. I just want GC to know they have options, and could do more good than the March on Wall Street crap...
But you are right...Okay, so the idea of Santafarianism is a bit of a stretch ( actually, I was trying to be funny when I came up with the concept) and is a bad idea...I have plenty of those. But what should we call a campaign that will give Santa back to the people and od the world a lot of good? And how is the best way to go about doing it?
Oh I am sorry I just did a very quick google of it and saw the word religion and assumed it was one. I do not really understand your concept. I do not know one kid who was crushed when finding out in fact myself my sister(Who just found out this year) and all my childhood friends pretended to still believe for another few years because we thought we would get less presents. My mother told her because you do not want a kid going into highschool still believing in Santa. If you really want to preserve the ideals of Christmas give to the community go help out at the shelter and if you have kids bring them with you things like that.
Why don't more people on GC understand this fact like you so elegantly put it? People have come on here calling me crazy and shit, but look at the US of A. We have "real" media outlets doing stories on Snooki, calling for boycotts over countries just to bully them, and then claiming righteouness and believing their way is the best way... I am anti all of that. My belief system is nto meant for everyone ( its founded as a way to cope with seizures) and will never claim to be perfect. I fucking love my flaws, because I believe my work is more important and there are few people that can argue against it...ITs a Win-win for everybody!! Which is why I get shit on...I figured out a way to beat the system, and that makes people feel uncomfortable. LOL!! Gosh guys, you have a chance to redefine an image that is world-known, and it could be started on GC... Maybe I am fucking crazy, but considering all the shit that gets spewed over the airwaves, I would think my story has some substance... The "real" Santa smokes weed...LOL!! Thats got to be a good thing for someone.
Santa promotes lying and deceit to children. Parents should be able to buy gifts for their children without saying some fat fuck in a red suit came down a chimney for them. Maybe kids wouldn't be such spoiled brats if they understood that their parents were the ones making the decision to buy all those toys.
Good point. Capitalism did ruin the very essense of Santa. This image has taken on many forms here in America, and right now, we are stuck with the Santa Coke-A-Cola gave us in the 1930's. Lets change it. IT doesn't require protesting in the streets, or standing in front of a tank. It requires the public understanding they own the image of Santa... ( there is good money to be made in this venture). but for me, its about the smiles, and knowing I am the very best man to have ever, EVER, wore the Santa outfit.
So... How the fuck does one land a two ski sleigh on a pointed roof with over half a dozen animals dragging it? At least I have someone I can write about my shingles getting damaged over the winter, better pay up.
Exactly you can tell the insurance company the damage was caused by Scott E Bananas. Looks like its time to turn Santa into a corporation to protect him from law suits and taxes. Just look up some lawyers in Nevada they can help you out.