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Safe Drug Deals

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by IsBored, Feb 5, 2011.

  1. Ok so, ive smoked about 7 or 8 times with friends but never actually bought my own weed. mostly because im paranoid about getting caught during the drug deal. im not really sure how they work. so i was just looking for some tips on how to do a drug deal safely and not get caught. also, a cop lives, like, a few houses down from the only dealer i know, so do you think i should find a new one, or am i just being to paranoid about the whole subject?
     
  2. Dont do any drug deals dude, you will go to jail....
     
  3. try meet up with your dealer at a chill spot where the pigs don't play
     
  4. #4 wowjustdoit, Feb 5, 2011
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    id just ask him to stop by your house if you dont want to go to his. But yeah be smart about where you do it, if theres a large risk in getting caught then id say dont do it. And if the dude is still dealin i would assume the cop has no clue or some of his other clients would have been at least apprehended. Go for it man, just dont say its your first time buying or your ganna get ripped off.

    Options

    Next time you smoke buy a G if you like the herb

    Get a friend who has expirence buy for you and then pay him back (if you want to give him like a 3 dollar tip thatd be cool too)

    Buy from your dude

    Just pitch in when your friends smoke you up and never actually buy weed if your always with people, just dont munch

    Best of luck bro, your ganna get ripped off in your younger days, we all did. You have to start somewhere
     
  5. Just conduct the deal INSIDE his house. you will be fine. Basically, he will weigh out the amount you want to purchase, you give him the money and youll be on your way. If your paranoid about the cop, stay at his house a lil longer. Maybe match a bowl. One of my old dealers lived right next to a cop and he dealed for like five years with the cop right there! He still does, too.
     
  6. My dealer just comes to my apartment. Makes deals a lot easier.
     
  7. There's a cop who lives like 5 houses down from me, fuck him, that mother fucker can go die. FUCK THE POLICE. Talk to who your friends buy from, get his number and ask him for bud when you have money...
     
  8. nice tip, yeah i guess if i hang out at his house for a little bit it wont look so suspicious.
     
  9. Cops live all around, they are people as well you know. Just don't spark a J in front of his house's view or anything retarded and you'll be fine.
     
  10. Walk down the street screaming through a mega-phone.

    "Does anyone have any drugs!? I'm looking to score some drugs!"
     
  11. hate people like this.^^:mad: sure way to lose smoking buddies.

    as far as advise goes, meet @ house, park, ect....where ever as long as its not obvious:cool: don't worry unless your guy is shady dude wh will try to rip u off.
     
  12. Just go to his house or him come to yours.
     
  13. do you know him? if you dont know him that good, ask him if you could come over, go inside, check out what hes got, and get what you want. ask him to weigh it for you and smell it before you buy it and hell trust you more and more and hell let you smoke him out and you gotta let him smoke you out. if youre lucky,
     

  14. lol gangsters these days
     
  15. good tip , i like these tips
     
  16. In house deals are always the best. My bestfriend sells and I just go to his house and pick it up. I've bought from other people once in the mall parking lot. NEVER make a deal at a gas station. Worst mistake of my life.
     
  17. If you have to go to his car have money already out and act like you are just talking to him through his window. Drop the money on his lap and grab the bud. Talk for a couple minutes or so then dipset. Worst thing ever is to have to fish for your wallet and make it obvious you are about to buy some weed. When you go to his house just go in. Nobody will suspect anything unless they know he's a dealer haha.
     
  18. Basically, avoid doing it in public. Their house or yours are the best places for deals.
     
  19. Step 1: Knock on cop's door.
    Step 2: Ask officer where to find good marijuana
    Step 3: ????
    Step 4: PROFIT!!
     

  20. that doesn't really make sense if you are paranoid. Paranoia would suggest that the house would get raided while you were "hangin" there lol. I'd meet somewhere else if a cop lives a few houses down
     

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