Russian Genie

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by JW, Mar 18, 2001.

  1. A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle
    laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The
    Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you
    one wish, anything you want."

    The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka."
    Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make
    me piss vodka."

    The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a
    glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks in the glass and
    it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like
    vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted.
    The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She
    comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of
    the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka.
    Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best
    vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.

    The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to
    get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two
    glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple
    drink until the sun comes up.

    Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells his
    wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink
    vodka."His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the

    The Russian begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife
    asks him, "But Boris, why do we need only one glass?"

    Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, my love, you drink
    from the bottle."

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