me and my friend went swimming and got out and sat on the bleachers and were eating gummy bears she dropped one on the floor and we were trippin on shrooms and the lil gummy was runnin awway from us we swore it was no joke it was scary as fuck.....
once my best friend and i were on acid and we accidentally emptied a bag of potatoes over my stairs. And it look just like a herd of potatoes galloping down the stairs in slow motion and then turning a corner, never to be seen again (until the next day when I had to pick up fifty potatoes off my basement floor).
I splayed orange vomit into the middle of the street today... still drunk and rolling balls from last night. It looked a lot like bright orange yak, until I took a closer look, and realized it was some alien made of everclear and ecstacy. Orange ecstacy.