^ who let them out of their cages no internet in the kitchen damnit add that on to the rules, btw yes i do have a girlfriend of 2 years chill out we're joking u think we actually preach this stuff in real life dont u have a roast beef sandwich making concept class today to get to
no, i wasnt implying that, i was implying that most woman with too many pairs of shoes have their significant others buy their shoes for them, or atleast from what i've seen.
28. you aren't jedi....so dont think you can manipulate me... i hate chicks that try the jedi on me and shit like reverse physiology...u cant make me do something by telling me not to do it...that's retarded
Ahahahahahaha! I have a boyfriend who thinks exactly like all of this. Hell, he may have posted on these threads here. But! It's comments like these that usually get him a dirty look or even a bite on the arm. Things happen. Girls are dangerous. Watch out! Lol. Well,.. he doesn't actually think these things. ( Thank god), but like most guys his age, he pretends to. Silliness. I don't get it.
for real. Everytime my girl tries this, I call her on it and she just laughs. wtf is that? If I tried to manipulate her, my car would get bashed with a baseball bat.
For the record, yes girls are crazy. But there's that 15% that tends to do things right. And they're called lesbians. But oddly enough, I am neither. Just call me an outcast.
I'd say Go guys,fellows boys,men etc....I hate the toliet lid thing...why should he put it down when she could just as easily put it up?????Suck it girls.Take care of your fellows.It aint' that hard and dang does it pay.You guys are smart...you know what you marry and what you just f***.You'd think them gals could figure that out.LOL.
hmm really theres lots of disadvantages to both sides, both women and men are evil in their own ways so it dosent even matter. the only way two people stay together is if there happy with eachother for who they are. men look at women and women look at men. some women control their mens minds, and some men flat out control their women. each and every aspect can go both ways if you ask me. its all about being humble and showing respect and honestly if neither can respect one another or be humble to eachother than it wont work as for the joke it was funny, but i thought id add my 2 cents since it seems its going down a serious path haha.
Hmm send a pic and maby I'll dust the cage out. but in all seriousness I don't know why people get soangry in threads like this. It's intended as a joke in the humor sections of a forum. If it offends you do t read it nuf said.
Ha Ha! Rules Women Wish Guys Knew 1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out. 2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. 3. Don't say you understand when you don't. 4. Girls are petty, get over it. 5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like. 6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. 7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't. 8. Zit's happen to everyone. Yes, Mr. Perfect, even to you. 9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big. 10.A system in your car only impresses your homeboys. 11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a pig. 12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes. 13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize. 14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it. 15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it. 16. We are drama queens. 17. Fashion police do exist. 18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it. 19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, or anything else you and your friends talk about, like: how much you know about the video games, porn, computers, Star Wars, etc. 20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. 21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it. 22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out. 23. Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it. 24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it's not. 25. Don't compare our breasts with Brittany Spear's, hers are fake. 26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. 27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps. (All girls love makeup, do not call us prissy or tell us we worry to much about the way we look for wearing it.) 28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't. 29. It doesn't make you look cool to make fun of someone else. 30. If you ever beat us in a sport or game, it's always because you cheated, even if you didn't.
women just need to get off this whole feminism shit and equal rights shit.... lets ship all american women overseas to the middleeast and loan them out for 3 months... then see how you ladies like being treated like "real women"... the only reason women have come this far is because of men, society, and the protection men offer women. lets see how you'd like living 1000 years ago, when you would live in fear of being physically abused daily, raped daily, and then kidnapped by some other tribe and forced to be their slave, work slave and sex slave!! you'd be roped up, chained up, doing dishes, cooking, and taking dick up the ass by some random strange ass men you dont even like.... so quit your bitching... cook once in awhile, and suck my fucking dick.... lets be real here... and all the women are gunna get up in a hissy fit when i say this... but women arent equal to men.... its a fact.... not an opnion... a fact, you may not like it, but its a, lets say it again.. a.. a.... FACT... F-A-C-T. by the time you american gals get back you'll be making sandwhiches and sucking dick like you have no other purpose in the world.... women aren't equal, they aren't the same... and damnit, i love you for it.... just accept your not equal, and love me back for being different. im not saying being a man is better, ive often wondered what it would be like to sit on my back and take a lil dick and then take 50% of everything a man owns..... and then sit on my ass summore and let it get fat while i collect alimony and child support payments, while i make my new man fincially support me and my kids and just pocket the difference.... *yawn* lets see a woman pay alimony and child support for 18 years and work their lives off only to have their siginicant other take HALF of everything in the blink of an eye with almost no legal recourse.... you want equal rights and to be seen as "equal" then give up the special treatment.... oh but wait.... you know you couldn't survive if you did that, so lets just keep that special treatment, and then argue like hell that we still deserve more and better treatment.... jeesh.... the attitude of some of these women.... wouldn't talk back so much if you knew abdul ala jijad hessuien would smack the fucking shit out of you and make you fear for your life and then toss a blanket over your whole body and say "cover up or get rocks thrown at you". women these days really don't know how good they have it... and they still want more/better treatment!!! (american women i should say....)
the mans blunt and probaly seen as an asshole in day to day life if his internet machismo is a indicator of his IRL persona. but with that said i agree 100% with what this man has said. men and women arnt equal by any means. leagely in divorce as pointed out most of thie time women get off super easy compaired to a man, but something as simple aas "i will not hit a woman" or something along those lines, there are plenty of women out there who could kick my ass, why not hit ythem? something stupid but a "special" form of treatment they get. i agree women need to accept and embrace that nothing is equal. +rep for being blunt and pointing out the truth of reality not just politicaly correct dripple or trollish agrivating points. please allow for my spelling errors im not perfect =D