Roommate Watching Porn

Discussion in 'General' started by dank nugglets, May 4, 2011.

  1. I'm in college and have been living in a house with a couple kids for the past year. One of them is moving out in a couple weeks.

    After not hearing any porn noises all year, my roommate has been suddenly blaring porn with his door shut for everyone to hear.

    He is the odd one out as me and my other roomie had a falling out with him.


    My question is why now?? Why would he just start beating off to surround sound??

    I am very confused and put off at the moment.
     
  2. is there any other way to watch porn?
     
  3. thats what happens when you stuff a bunch of college aged males in a confined living environment. guys like to jerk it. period. dont think too much about it. same thing would happen in the army... or prison.
     
  4. you guys had a falling out? then i guess this is probably his way of saying 'fuck yall' lol. you shuold play some really loud music. do you have dieslboys substance d? play that sooo loud. out volume his fuckin little ass. :laughing:
     

  5. yeah i know.... but this started just before he's moving out. my ears hurt from hearing balls slap
     
  6. At least he's not raping you. Maybe he's trying to make you guys move out
     
  7. maybe its an escort and not porn
     
  8. Walk in and have a circle jerk with him.
     

  9. Actually we're all moving out so he's not going for squatters rights
     
  10. at least hes moving out soon, ride it out for a while longer and hell be out of your life.

    as said before, you put whole bunch of dudes in a certain space, its bound to happen sooner or later.
     

  11. is that what you would do?
     
  12. I'm just wondering WHY he now wants us to know he's choking his chicken??

    I hope it's not his way of coming out of the closest. He will be even lonelier.
     
  13. My roomies would always make fun of me, speculating that every time my door was closed I was beating it...

    I didn't give a fucking shit, because 7% of the time, I was jerking off. The rest of the time I just wanted to be alone. 100% of the time, they would insinuate I was masturbating.

    Kind of dumb really.

    That would be annoying though. Just knock at his door and be like, hey, keep it down in there... (LOL keep it down... unlikely!)
     
  14. why would anyone here actually know the answer to this lol....

    imo, he's just kind of annoying you guys on purpose with this, knowing you probably wouldn't bring it up ever. he probably isn't even beating off when he blares it.
     
  15. Yes. Cancels out the awkwardness of having to hear him fap.
     

  16. Haha

    Yeah it's not like I'm pissed or anything.... I just think its strange and fucked up how all of a sudden he's blasting porn without doing it all year.

    Just wondering is all.
     
  17. I know one guy thats kinda strangely proud of the fact that he jerks off alot. But, honestly it's become a thing where we're like "Where the hell is so-and-so?" and then we all say in agreement, "watching porn and jerking off".

    Yeah, porn problems exist and they are weird. Ignore it, and don't give him attention. Don't humor his strange hobby, because oddly enough he could be doing it for attention's sake.
     

  18. You're probably spot on. This kid will do anything for attention... He's the kid that lies and does stupid shit just for attention.

    But I would't call it a hobby, more like a strange occurrence. it's only happened 3x all year.
     
  19. #19 Wet Horse Lips, May 4, 2011
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    Publicly announce it to people:

    *walking down the street together*

    "HEY GUYS KEVIN LIKES TO CRANK IT TO 11 AND ..."

    All the attention he'll ever need.
     
  20. Now he keeps listening to a clip of : "You're not fucking listening to me!!!! You never fucking listen to me!! Aaahhhh!!!"

    Possibly from Fight Club?? Non stop on a loop. I think he's bat shit crazy
     

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