I think you guys might enjoy this story. Last night my rooommate went downtown to the bars with some friends and of course got into some shenanigans. The difference between my sober roommate and drunk roommate is like Jekyll and hyde. Anyway i was asleep in my room when i wake up to the this sound. It was the sound of liquid hitting the floor and i see the dark silhouette of my roomate's back and it looks like he's pouring a bottle of something onto the floor. But as my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I realized that he was actually pissing on the floor. "XXXX (name omitted) WTF are you doing?? Are you Pissing on the floor?!?!" My roommate slowly looked down while trying to keep his balance, looked up, then looked at me and said in a slur, "Yeah I'm pissin' dude" "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE THEN!!" I yelled. He then stumbled a couple of steps forward to the corner of the room and muttered "I'm almost done" Then he finished and was just staring at the wall. I then yelled "You better fucking clean that up!" So he just took off his boxers and dropped them on top of the piss pile as if that made it clean, Took his butt naked ass to his dresser, put on a new pair and passed out. I was way too tired to deal with it then so I passed out too. Today he woke up, didn't remember any of it and was like "Dude why does it smell like piss??" "oh because YOU PISSED ON THE FLOOR!!" He then just went "oh shit my bad" but quickly cleaned the floor...now the only scent i smell thankfully, is carpet cleaner. But needless to say i'm probably going to remmeber this one for a long time. While I'm still upset, I have to admit, it was pretty funny.
....woah, we just witnessed a murder. scottnofx142 must have been assassinated mid post, and the murderer decided to submit what he had already written.
I had this room-mate that would always fall asleep drunk with his pants down, curled around the shitter. And I thought he was bad... Good luck with the piss stains. I hope your floors aren't hardwood.
This kid I knew said he took a dump on some kids floor when he was drunk. I don't know but I guess people like to use the floor as a bathroom nowadays.
yeah the floor is ok now. He cleaned it pretty well...but I'm not too sure i want to sit on it until there is a second wave of cleaning haha