I was in college, junior year I think. I had recently met a new dealer on the campus who was selling the dankest herb I'd probably ever had at that time. I was bored this one night, and my roommate was out on a date and said not to expect him back until midnight or so. Having the whole room to myself, I decided to light up and see what was on tv. (it was maybe 8:30 or 9ish.) Satisfyingly stoned, I flipped through the guide for about ten minutes ultimately finding nothing of interest, which still surprises me considering I'd usually watch just about anything when I'm baked. Anyway, I started looking around for something to do, when I spotted my roommate's dirty dvds lying under some laundry. For the life of me I can't remember the title, all I know is that it featured three lesbians in a spectacular threesome. knowing I had the room all to myself for the next few hours, I started going at it without a care in the world. Maybe the tv was too loud, maybe he was really quiet, or maybe I was just too damn stoned to hear him open the door; but all of a sudden I heard a loud DUDE! coming from the doorway, and had I not been hard i probably would have pissed myself. Apparently my roommate had been watching me for about a minute waiting to see how long it took until I noticed him. After so long he couldn't stand to watch any longer and decided to make his presence known. once I was finished screaming like a girl and was able to put some pants on, I asked him how gay he was for just watching me without saying anything? He said he probably would have just left as soon as he saw me if I hadn't been doing it on his bed. That was the first time I realized where I had been sitting. The reason he was back so soon was because she never showed up. He had been waiting at the place for about an hour and finally decided to call it quits. Fortunately for me, his dour mood made him indifferent about the whole...me situation, so I got off scot free. so that's my story. peace out
rough night for your roomy. gets stood up by his girl then comes home to you jackin it on his bed Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Poor guy got stood up on his date and had to see you masturbating all over his bed ... "What a long strange trip it's been."
Haha why would he stare at you?! He was all licking his lips haha little fag Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
What kinda bitch stands someone up? Fucking stupid. As for the whole jerking off thing, no big deal. Except kinda odd he stood there watching for a minute.
Always wanted a hot girl to walk in on me, and then I'd be like "OMG IM SO SORRY!", and then she'd be like, "No its okay, i like it" and then she'd jerk me off onto her tits, looking into my eyes. and then id throw her down and rip her pants off and tongue fuck her. MY word i am oversexed this week haha.
I plan on telling my future roommate that I have narcolepsy. That way, if he ever walks in on me furiously jerking off, I just pretend to be asleep immediately.
Well, considering I used his porno, his lube, and his bed, it was the least I could do to make up for it. ...it does sound a little creepy now that you mention it.