Dude if yur grounded and you have matches all you need is an x-acto blade and a water bottle just make a waterfall. that shit hits you hard... plus there is not much work at all. punch a hole in the cap of the bottle slide the x-acto holder ring inside pack the weed in that holder, fill a bottle with water make a hole at the base and light the weed (make sure its capped tight so u get good pressure on the fumes) light the weed in the holder and release yur finger off the trigger and let the gravity of the water being pulled down collect smoke into the bottle... the you simply uncap and enjoy the lovely effects of some good ol' cannibinol!
My guess is someone searching, and didn't realize the thread was old so they reply? Probably a google search, hence a user from 2004 only having 3 posts. It sounds to me like the OP is obviously not 18 (or at least at the time of posting), or he's a mama's boy who listens to every word his mother says because he doesn't want to get a job and support himself.
Theres a very easy way to make a bong out of a water bottle pen tube a wrench peice 4/13s i think? and some good ol fancy ducktape! rips like a motha!
Alright. If im out of paps, and got no bowl, I'll usually stuff a square. Otherwise, bible paper, or some gum wrapper paper with the silver stuff scraped off work like a charm.