haha i had to do this, i saw the harry potter/lord of the rings thread, time to get a real battle brewing. My vote's for robocop. I know chuck norris is a beast, but come on. Robocop has the advantage of a pure steel fist to the face. WHO'S IT GONNA BE???
I was gonna put jackie at first, but at least chuck norris holds SOME time of a chance against robocop. I mean jackie can backflip and all, but he can't take a bullet. Well, chuck couldn't either, but i don't think it would slow him down too much
Robocop of course. He's half robot. You want an epic battle? How about crocodile vs. shark? Now there's a fucking fight!
Robocop would just shoot Jackie Chan once in the leg and stand there while Jackie made weird faces and laughed about it. Honestly, I have to take Robocop over Norris as well. The dude inside robocop got shot like 49 times, then got rebuilt into a robot. Nothing Norris has ever done is that badass.
I've heard Norris is known to dodge robo bullets though (ponder that). I don't know, they need to make a robocop 4 though, starring Larry the cable guy. Then that motherfucker dies right in the beginning. God i hate him
Not epic at all. How about zombie vs shark? [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSPG9QQg4C0]YouTube - Zombie Vs Shark[/ame]
Zombie shark would be pretty terrifying, but stay out of the ocean and you're completely safe. Unless because it's a zombie it doesn't need to breathe, and as a result can flail around on the beach - in which case, just stay away from the beach?
Bah. Shark bites off zombies head, game over. Crocodile vs. shark is the fight of the century. My money is on the shark