I'm sure we all have some stories, either really awesome or really shitty, let's hear em! Heres a couple off the top of my head, Just this year my friends parents left town for the weekend on their honeymoon, so he had a pretty awesome party. Everything was going good, I was balls drunk and we were passin around a j around a table in the backyard. All of a sudden, my friend's dog comes up to me and takes a piss on my leg, I didn't realize it was happening until he finished. I didn't want anyone to know, so I poured beer all over my leg and said I spilled it. Same party, it was probably 2 in the morning, I wake up with a little trashcan full of puke right next to me, and I'm like "FUCK IT IMA FIND A BED AIGHT?" So I walk to a bedroom, which ended up being his parent's room and pass out on the bed. I wake up in the morning with the pillow between my hand and my head. I felt something weeiiird, so I lift up the pillow, and my friend's mom's dildo is just chilling underneath the pillow, basically in my hand. Let's hear what you got, fellas
Oohh I got onee.. Last new years my friend threw a huge bash at his house And I got superrrrr drunkk. And at one point in the night I Went downstairs and saw someone's keys on the table and There was an inhaler on the keyring and In my drunken stupedness I walked up, put it to my mouth ( turned the lock off... shoulda been a good sign), And pulled the trigger... immediatly my mouth and eyes are on fire And I was coughing and I realized it was mace ...my eyes were watering, my nose was running, and my mouth was filled with spit... it really sucked for about 20 minutes. Then I smoked a bowl and went to sleep
Went to a party where my homeboys chill and raced some redhead bitch in a firebird off a cliff but stopped and let her go off so I could go back to the party number 1 baby.
Colt 45 came on during a new years eve party and everyone started singing that shit word for word, loud as fuck, and it was quite awesome.
I won 20 games of beer pong in a row on fungus... I really was not having a good time at all I just focused on the cups hahaha.
Went to this shady party with some friends.. they knew like 1 person there, and I knew them, so I was like "whatev." Anyway, we show up to this small house and there's like 2 dudes passed out on the front lawn.. we step over them and go into the house where there is an inflatable kid's pool filled with chocolate pudding. In the pool were two semi-attractive (they were trashy enough to be wrestling in the pool, so that knocks a lot of hotness points off for me) girls thrashing each other around in the pool. They were wearing nothing but panties and bra.. Everyone there just seemed to be casually talking and watching the two chicks like it was a cock fight or an episode of Dharma and Greg. We left shortly after.
You just left...? Shoulda grabbed a bottle, chugged and joined the ladies in the pudding fight. Chocolate pudding threesome?