yes, so. i never thought i would make a thread like this. no one ever starts shit with me, no one ever does anything to me that infuriates me to the point where i just have to do something. i need to get revenge on two people, a guy and a girl. they both have cars. they both live in the same home, but with the girl's father, who is a very nice man (so i can't do anything to the house, i would feel bad). i prefer nonviolence, but i'm down with vandalism, any suggestions?
well, thats a tuffy,,, theres the upperdecker(((eatsomething really nasty, that makes yer poop nasty and dried out)))then eat a SHIT TON of it, then when ready too drop yer deuce, take off the top cover of the toilet, and let it rip, so whenever they flush, more poop-e water comes out the top...hhmmm....do you fish???you could clean a couple of fish,,,,get in their cars and put the remains under their seats, and leave the windows open so cats get in, and crap, congregate, and all around have a cat orgy ,,,,,hhhmmm,,,,what else...ill try too get some more up...its bed time....im tired...
put a dead run-over skunk under the drivers seat,,, or on the roof of the house, or under the house,,, a dead stinky skunk is the perfect revenge weapon<------
Superglue in the car locks, superglue the wipers, sugar in the gastank, spray paint over the windows, I dunno?
put massive amounts of sugar and mothballs in their gas tanks, there cars wont run after that. when no ones around break into their house and steal there stuff. call their bosses and give them an "Anonymous" tip that they've been stealing from work or w/e to get them fired. go through there trash and get their card numbers......you can imagine the rest. Or if there dating someone call up the girls spouse and pretend to be her "lover" looking for her, and get a chick to do the same to the girl. those are just a few if you want more pm me.
You buy one of these,and you steal there gas.I guess you can put sugar in the tank too when the deed is done.
Id recommend some creative things like draining oil, but you havnt told us what they did to upset you?
Don't fuck with a defenseless car. Be creative, your already on the computer, start there. Start sending the most disgusting, gay porn mags to his house. Sign him up for a 6 month subscription. It may cost you a few bucks, but $ well spent. What's his girl and parents gonna think when he starts getting those mags in the mail? As far as the car. You don't have to harm it to fuck with them. Get some old oil, tranny fluid, or brake fluid. Example; pour a little brake fluid down the inside of the tire and on the ground. It will make them think there is a problem with the brakes. It will cost them time and money trying to figure out whats wrong. Nobody gets hurt, and no real damage is done.
okay heres one, get really high, eat a shit load...and maybe have a buddy or two to do this along with you, take some ex lax, then go to her car, and shit alll inside smear it on the seats, all over it..and your friends too so theres enough...maybe puke inside too?
What is wrong with you? And to the OP what is wrong with you? Its obvious that you arent avoiding conflict, your just avoiding getting your ass kicked. If you have a problem with this person tell them, dont be a child and vandalize theyre car. Thats wrong and expensive, just because your emotions are all mixed up doesnt give you the right to cause them some serious life problems. Why dont you confront the person or attack them with water balloons (filled with water). No one will get mad after having a water balloon fight.
i'm not as angry as i was when i first made this thread. if i do anything, i'm just going to put some water in their gas tank. i read that will cause it to stall, consequently making them miss a day of work. i want to get them in trouble with their jobs, because they got my boyfriend in trouble with his job. seems even to me. well, what happened was one big retarded shitstorm. the details are fuzzy because i wasn't there, and i don't know who the fuck to believe, but apparently my boyfriend got extremely drunk after an argument we had over phone. he was too intoxicated to walk to his work, so he asked his sister for a ride. she refused to drive him down the street because she was upset her dog got out, which was really no one's or everyone's fault because the fence has a huge hole in it and no one put a leash on the little fella. but his sister blames him, though it is her dog and she is responsible for it. well, my boyfriend got mad. he threw stuff, screamed, broke things, hit the guy who rents a room at that house for trying to force him to sit down. things have been tense between this guy and boyfriend ever since he found out this guy gave his little sister (who never does drugs and claims to be a lesbian) some bars, then had sex with her. the guy called the police, they arrested my boyfriend. he is in jail now, charged with assault, with a court date set for tomorrow morning. when my boyfriend called me at two in the morning, he told me a much different account of what went down. of course, he made himself seem like the one who had been victimized. i asked the other three people who were there when it happened, and what i typed above is what i believe happened. when my boyfriend called me back about an hour ago, i screamed my head off at him. my throat is actually sore. before all this, i helped him get his new job so he can pay off some fees and get his license back, and so he can afford his prescription medication again (helps him with his anger). i made a deal with his uncle and set up a car for him once his fees are paid. i made him promise not to drink because he has such a problem. i made him stop associating with his stupid meth-head friends. i made him take a break from ganj so he can pass a UA to get an actual job. i worked my ass off to straighten this boy out because no one else gives a damn about him, and he has given up on himself. and then this is how he behaves. *sigh* he acted like a fucking idiot. i yelled at him good. told him i'm not putting up with this behavior ever again. he is to stop drinking and all drugs until he can show me he is responsible. he is to agree to counseling for his anger. he is to learn self-control. he is to show improvement. if he refuses to do exactly as i say, i will leave him. after my huge speech, he quietly replied "yes, ma'am." but i'm still mad at the other two because i worked very hard to get him where he was, then they sat by as he potentially lost his job because of a fucking dog. and they called the police on someone they know has a chemical imbalance. i was trying to help him with his anger, this is just making it worse for him. i know someone will come here and claim my boyfriend brought this upon himself, but i'm still mad at the other two for involving the police. the whole reason it started was so fucking stupid. they could have simply left. goddamn this is a long post.